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Oh. My God.
TRUMP IS AN AUSTIN POWERS VILLAIN!
TRUMP IS AN AUSTIN POWERS VILLAIN!
a bald man in a yellow shirt says uh yes yes yes yes this is a keeper oi
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January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Oh. My God.
TRUMP IS AN AUSTIN POWERS VILLAIN!
TRUMP IS AN AUSTIN POWERS VILLAIN!
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! These people were local devs who JUST formed the first Ubisoft Union in North America 2 DAY AGO!!! And now Ubisoft fires ALL 70 OF THEM!
FUCK UBISOFT!!! My friends worked here and some had their first jobs here.
SUPPORT INDIES NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!
#indiedev
#ubisoft
FUCK UBISOFT!!! My friends worked here and some had their first jobs here.
SUPPORT INDIES NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!
#indiedev
#ubisoft
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Chickens are descended from dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs were killed by a big goddamn meteor.
Clearly, roosters scream when they see the sun because it makes them remember the trauma of their ancestors.
Dinosaurs were killed by a big goddamn meteor.
Clearly, roosters scream when they see the sun because it makes them remember the trauma of their ancestors.
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Chickens are descended from dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs were killed by a big goddamn meteor.
Clearly, roosters scream when they see the sun because it makes them remember the trauma of their ancestors.
Dinosaurs were killed by a big goddamn meteor.
Clearly, roosters scream when they see the sun because it makes them remember the trauma of their ancestors.
Cereal is cold soup.
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Cereal is cold soup.
I was just thinking about the idea of a mock protest with signs about mixed fabrics being evil.
Then I realized that people might actually take it seriously.
Now I'm sad.
Then I realized that people might actually take it seriously.
Now I'm sad.
January 4, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I was just thinking about the idea of a mock protest with signs about mixed fabrics being evil.
Then I realized that people might actually take it seriously.
Now I'm sad.
Then I realized that people might actually take it seriously.
Now I'm sad.
Merry naked moose, or whatever.
a goat with horns is singing into a microphone while wearing a purple fur coat .
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December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Merry naked moose, or whatever.
So, I downloaded Spotify a couple days ago. Today I saw the Daylist 'Your day in a playlist' thing. It generated a playlist titled the following:
emo phase teen angst wednesday evening
Well, FUCK YOU TOO, Spotify! 🤬😆🤣
emo phase teen angst wednesday evening
Well, FUCK YOU TOO, Spotify! 🤬😆🤣
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So, I downloaded Spotify a couple days ago. Today I saw the Daylist 'Your day in a playlist' thing. It generated a playlist titled the following:
emo phase teen angst wednesday evening
Well, FUCK YOU TOO, Spotify! 🤬😆🤣
emo phase teen angst wednesday evening
Well, FUCK YOU TOO, Spotify! 🤬😆🤣
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December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The Bible is a fantasy anthology with a novella about Jesus at the end.
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The Bible is a fantasy anthology with a novella about Jesus at the end.
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December 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just heard the line "If you're in pain, you know you're alive."
That's what makes some of the depression days so awful. There's no pain. There's no anything. Just a hole where a person should be.
That's what makes some of the depression days so awful. There's no pain. There's no anything. Just a hole where a person should be.
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just heard the line "If you're in pain, you know you're alive."
That's what makes some of the depression days so awful. There's no pain. There's no anything. Just a hole where a person should be.
That's what makes some of the depression days so awful. There's no pain. There's no anything. Just a hole where a person should be.
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Oh god, I think I've caught the Brain Worms.
After glancing at the calendar, my brain had the actual thought:
"Hey, tomorrow is CHRISTMAS THE FIRST"
No. Nooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
After glancing at the calendar, my brain had the actual thought:
"Hey, tomorrow is CHRISTMAS THE FIRST"
No. Nooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
a close up of a person 's face with the words nooo written below it
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November 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh god, I think I've caught the Brain Worms.
After glancing at the calendar, my brain had the actual thought:
"Hey, tomorrow is CHRISTMAS THE FIRST"
No. Nooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
After glancing at the calendar, my brain had the actual thought:
"Hey, tomorrow is CHRISTMAS THE FIRST"
No. Nooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I've never been a fan of linear time. It's just so WASTEFUL.
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I've never been a fan of linear time. It's just so WASTEFUL.
I'd swear the world just went pixelated for an instant there.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'd swear the world just went pixelated for an instant there.
Doesn't really matter how many you've had,
When you run out of nuggets, you're gonna be sad.
When you run out of nuggets, you're gonna be sad.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Doesn't really matter how many you've had,
When you run out of nuggets, you're gonna be sad.
When you run out of nuggets, you're gonna be sad.
The Ring would've been defeated by caller id.
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Ring would've been defeated by caller id.
"I think I'll watch this series, it looks interesting."
Brain: No, we can't do that.
"Why not? It looks good, we're not doing anything else, no plans, just had coffee. It's the perfect time."
Brain: "Noooo, no. I don't think so."
"WHY?"
Brain:
Brain: No, we can't do that.
"Why not? It looks good, we're not doing anything else, no plans, just had coffee. It's the perfect time."
Brain: "Noooo, no. I don't think so."
"WHY?"
Brain:
a cartoon of a woman talking on a phone with the words nooo nooo on the bottom right
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November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"I think I'll watch this series, it looks interesting."
Brain: No, we can't do that.
"Why not? It looks good, we're not doing anything else, no plans, just had coffee. It's the perfect time."
Brain: "Noooo, no. I don't think so."
"WHY?"
Brain:
Brain: No, we can't do that.
"Why not? It looks good, we're not doing anything else, no plans, just had coffee. It's the perfect time."
Brain: "Noooo, no. I don't think so."
"WHY?"
Brain:
I need a hug
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I need a hug
Time is fucking WEIRD, and I'm sick of pretending it's not.
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Time is fucking WEIRD, and I'm sick of pretending it's not.
Combining depression with pain is horrible. I know I need to get out of bed, but I don't want to because I'm tired, AND because it will hurt more.
But if I don't get up I won't eat, then I'll get sick, then hurt even more.
I hate this. All of this. Just let me stop already.
Please.
But if I don't get up I won't eat, then I'll get sick, then hurt even more.
I hate this. All of this. Just let me stop already.
Please.
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Combining depression with pain is horrible. I know I need to get out of bed, but I don't want to because I'm tired, AND because it will hurt more.
But if I don't get up I won't eat, then I'll get sick, then hurt even more.
I hate this. All of this. Just let me stop already.
Please.
But if I don't get up I won't eat, then I'll get sick, then hurt even more.
I hate this. All of this. Just let me stop already.
Please.
How lonely am I?
I just called the pharmacy to check something, and towards the end of the call I thought, of the guy on the other end, "He sounds cute, wonder how old he is."
Really, brain. REALLY? Can't even go to the store most of the time, but also THIS. Thanks. Just. . . fucking THANKS.
I just called the pharmacy to check something, and towards the end of the call I thought, of the guy on the other end, "He sounds cute, wonder how old he is."
Really, brain. REALLY? Can't even go to the store most of the time, but also THIS. Thanks. Just. . . fucking THANKS.
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How lonely am I?
I just called the pharmacy to check something, and towards the end of the call I thought, of the guy on the other end, "He sounds cute, wonder how old he is."
Really, brain. REALLY? Can't even go to the store most of the time, but also THIS. Thanks. Just. . . fucking THANKS.
I just called the pharmacy to check something, and towards the end of the call I thought, of the guy on the other end, "He sounds cute, wonder how old he is."
Really, brain. REALLY? Can't even go to the store most of the time, but also THIS. Thanks. Just. . . fucking THANKS.