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Eastcoastitnotes
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Ohhhh this is the bad place
Panel 1: a man arrives in hell Panel 2: Satan appears and says "Welcome to HELL!" Panel 3: Satan scratches the man accross his face leaving a large claw mark Panel 4: Satan presents a tablet asking for a tip that has options like 15%, 20%, 25%
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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LET'S GO ZOHRAN!!!!!!
A picture of me smiling with an "I voted" New York Sticker in front of a parking lot wearing a blue hat and a black coat. I'm also wearing a tie.
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social
I too hate daylight savings
Panel 1: a cat says “where is my dinner you two-legged fuck?!” Panel 2: the cat is revealed to be meowing and the human does not understand him. The human says “haha, you do this every daylight savings” Panel 3: the cat says “I know what you consider valuable in this house and I will break it!” Panel 4: the human says “awh someones being a widdle fussy!” The cat is meowing very loudly “MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW”
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social
CW let him in?
Panel 1: a bouncer removes a rope allowing a person into the club wearing a studded leather coat. The Dead Kennedys logo can be faintly seen on his t-shirt. The bouncer says "Love the studded leather!" as he lets him in. Panel 2: We see a word bubble from out of frame say "Oh so you're fine with animal murder-" the bouncer looks annoyed Panel 3: a man with a coat made of human dicks walks into frame and continues "But me and my very expensive human dick coat-" Panel 4: He continues "Aren't good enough for some reason?" The bouncer holds out a hand to stop him while saying into his ear piece "Yeah hey he came back"
October 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Pov: you’re David Harbour
Meme of everyone holding solo cups looking grossed out
October 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social
BOOOOOOO!!!
Panel 1: two witches holding wine are talking to each other. One in a black hat and one in a white hat with a pink bow. The one in the pink bow says produly "I turned my ex into a tree yesterday" Panel 2: the which in the black hat says "Ugh, Cynthia you would" Panel 3: Cynthia responds "No..." Panel 4: Cynthia narrows her eyes and smiles and says "He wood". The black hat which says "omg" out of frame
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social
it's gotta be hard for them right now
Panel 1: a serious looking studio exec leans over a conference room table with papers on it and says "We need tv show ideas!" Panel 2: He points and says "What are young people into right now?" Panel 3: a studio exec with a laptop and glasses looks to his left at another studio exec with a clip board. The one with the clip board reads "Let's seee...according to our data...Okay looks like the numbers 6 and 7...aaand the Epstein files." Panel 4: The studio exec from the first panel hunches over the table looking frustrated, grabbing his head
October 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Someday!
Panel 1: a man is sitting and typing in his cubicle. Panel 2: He wakes up and screams "AHHHHHHH!!" Panel 3: He is ina sleeping bag in the woods. He says "....Oh thank goodness" Panel 4: He looks out into the forest and mountains in front of him and says "It was just the lame fuckin' nightmare again"
October 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The crown jewels were stolen from the Louvre and the thieves got away on moped scooters. Authorities have released this picture of one of the robbers:
The image is the mime from powerpuff girls. He wears a small top hat, black and white horizontal striped shirt and white gloves. He is smiling menacingly
October 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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chuck schumer the type of guy to say some shit like "ICE? More like, not very nice" and then hit you with this pose
stock photo of bald white man wearing brown t shirt smirking with his arms crossed from istock DRDimages
October 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social
Good Afternoon!
Panel 1: a guy asks "Peaceful protest seems pointless. Why should I go?". Another guy next to him wearing a tie smiling says "Good Question" Panel 2: a crowd of people is seen holding signs that read "No kings" and "Fuck trump". The guy in the tie continues "Peaceful protest ALONE isn't going to fix things but it helps in many ways. Starting by a show of numbers" Panel 3: "But the importna thing is it allowes you to find likeminded groups/people to plan future evens like boycotts, strikes, and good trouble"a small guy on the sidewalk points at another small guy and says "Be friend?" the other small guy says "Accept!" Panel 4: The guy wearing the tie points to the viewer and says "If YOU"RE looking to get more out of a peaceful protest; DO THE SIDE QUESTS" the other guy says "who are you talking to?"
October 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Me: *makes comic about how life should be easier for everyone*
Conservatives in the comments for some reason:
A 4 panel comic of a man in a red hat (implying maga) screams “AHHHH” and rips off his own head
October 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social
Stay negotiating
Panel 1: The boss is standing at Johnsons cubicle and says "I've decided to give you more work" Panel 2: Johnson responds "I've decided I need more money" Panel 3: the boss responds "I see..." Panel 4: the boss's eyes narrow and he says "So you ALSO went to the Negotiation seminar"
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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🚨 CW 🚨 This is fine
Panel 1: a smirking man standing next to a sidewalk with his arms folded says "If you're not here illegally, you have nothing to worry about" Panel 2: Two ICE agents with covered faces appear and begin to assualt him. Panel 3: a third ICE agent has appeared and they are beating the man whie another ICE agent has him in a full nelson hold. Panel 4: The man now bloody and bruised and missing a tooth smiles and says "You guys are gonna feel pretty silly when you see I was born here"
October 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I play keyboard so I can make these jokes BUT YOU CAN’T 😤 🎹
Panel 1: title: Every Synth Player: A man with a friendly mutton chops style mustache, glasses and a flannel shirt is holding a small red synthesizer next to another man. The other man is bald and wearing a t shirt that reads "Got Soup?" with a picture of soup under it. The first man says " Just got the GUJZ BJ-69. It can make every sound ever" Panel 2: The bald man says "Can it do my parents voices saying they're proud of me?" Panel 3: The mustached man smirking, plays some notes on the keyboard making it say "Were" "Proud" "of" "U" "son!" while the bald man stares astonished. Panel 4: The bald man hands him a fist full of cash and he hands him the keyboard.
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Yes this was a tweet of mine earlier
Panel 1: a faceless stick figure says "I voted trump cause he said he'd bring down the cost of living" Panel 2: a mustached stick figure says "Care to buy some magic beans?" the stick man replies "Would I!" Panel 3: The mustached stick figure leaves with two big bags of money. A smaller stick figure with a hat and a tie says "I am Matilda's dad from the hit 1996 movie Matilda" the stick man says "Hello" Panel 4: "The smaller stick figure says "Would you like to buy a car?" The stick man says "Sounds good"
September 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Be BETTER
Panel 1: Johnson stands in the street in front of his apartment building. There is a firefighter seen behind him climbing a latter into the building. Johnson is on the phone and says "Hey Boss, I gotta call out. There was a fire in my home" Panel 2: The boss is holding his office phone at his desk with his laptop in front of him. He says "I understand" Panel 3: The boss continues "The poster in my office means nothing to you" Panel 4: the poster is a cat wearing a tie crossing it's arms looking seirous. A ball of yarn is next to it. In different fonts the poster reads "Be STRONGER than your EXCUSES" it is held up poorly by 4 pieces of tape
September 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Oh that changes everything
Panel 1: a man with a tie says to another man who is wearing a red cap "That guy you like said 'the civil rights movement was a mistake'" Panel 2: The man in the red cap holds up his phone with a video on it and says "You're taking it out of CONTEXT, cucktard." Panel 3: We are now viewing the phone video. The man in the video says "The civil rights movement was a mistake!" Panel 4: Another man and his teenage daughter are standing next to him. The other man says "Get the fuck out of my daughters quinceanera"
September 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Cry harder baby
An image of trump as a wojak crying with a tweet/truthie of his written over it reading “I can't believe ABC Fake News gave Jimmy Kimmel his job back. The White House was told by ABC that his Show was cancelled! Something happened between then and now because his audience is GONE, and his "talent" was never there. Why would they want someone back who does so poorly, who's not funny, and who puts the Network in jeopardy by playing 99% positive Democrat GARBAGE. He is yet another arm of the DNC and, to the best of my knowledge, that would be a major Illegal Campaign Contribution. I think we're going to test ABC out on this. Let's see how we do. Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars. This one sounds even more lucrative. A true bunch of losers! Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings.”
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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This is how you all sound <3
Panel 1: Title: How guitarists sound to everyone else: a man with glasses is holding a guitar. he says "You guys! I just picked up a vintage caveman painter with a desprunklifier!" Panel 2: The man is now holding up a pedal board and says "You don't even KNOW how excited I am to plug this into the schnozzler vine to get extra bonkle!" Panel 3: The man is holding his forehead and holding an amplifier. More amps can be seen behind him. He says "Oh MAN do I hook this up to the shrong quanitfier or the joop-enabler for less fwampa?" Panel 4: The mans silhouette can be seen over the two other band members who are holding each other in the corner clearly very scared of their guitarist. The guitarist says "Oh! I'll Loop them together to create an infinite scrongle loop!"
September 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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THE ONLY THING THAT STOPS A BAD GUY WITH A MANERASER™ IS A GOOD GUY WITH A MANERASER™ (and longer arms)
Panel 1: a tv screen showing a news anchor reading the news from a piece of paper. A title logo "Blues News" can be seen in the bottom right corner. The anchor reads from a piece of paper "32 people were erased yesterday by one man with a legally aquired man-eraser". A small picture in the upper left side can be seen of a man erasing another mans legs with a giant eraser" Panel 2: a man sitting on his couch watching tv says "Ugh, they're gonna use this as an excuse to try and take out man-erasers". a Man eraser can be seen on his left next to the couch
September 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Help us, Fox news!
Panel 1: a man burst through a door to a house saying "Fox news! Help!" (a small hidden detail of fox news shaking hands with hitler can be seen on the wall behind him) Panel 2: the man approaches a personified "Fox" news. The word "Fox" is spelled vertically and has been given arms and legs but stands there with no expression. The man holds up a news paper reading "Jimmy Kimmel Pulled" he says "It's more cancel-culture at it again!" Panel 3: Fox news is seen pulling bread out of an over. the man says "Fox news! this is no time to make sourdough bread!" Panel 4: Fox news can be seen playing a Die Hard themed pinball machine. the man yells "No Fox news! Stop playing Die Hard themed pinball!"
September 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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"cancel culture doesn't feel so good does it" mfs not knowing the difference between actual public backlash and the president personally targeting people who make fun of him
Tom the cat from Tom and Jerry crossing his arms meme
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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An absolute pro
Panel 1: Otto, a recurring character who is simply a ball iwth eyes, arms and legs, is seen running down the sidewalk with a can of spray paint above his head. The narrator says "Today our small friend is off to do some graffiti" Panel 2: Otto turns down an alleyway, passing a dumpster. Narrator "Ahh, an alleyway without cameras. The natural prey of the graffiti artist" Panel 3: Otto is spraying the wall. Narrator "The skilled artist masterfully lays out his intention upon the canvis" Panel 4: Otto has drawn a picture of himself standing straight with his arms raised. Narrator: "Outstanding! How does he come up with such wonderous pieces??"
September 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM