Still wacky to me that people want them now.
I considered them bait clams at best. Usually I’d just put them back.
Not that I like clams. But I enjoy being the dog that digs them up for you.

Like I get it man, I get it. But it hurts me.

And for the non-PNW guys: it’s like “gooey duck”.
I expect you to say it wrong elsewhere. Here you should know better lol

This mostly doesn’t include genuine Evil Dudes(tm) because that’s kind of a given and not worth mentioning.
Evil-adjacent and Evil-lite def make it into quite a few of these though.

Liking certain archetypes is just suffering tbh.
Which to be fair I go through a lot of things where I don’t necessary have a favorite character. But usually when I end up committing….yeah OTL

“Okay so this character is ALREADY DEAD and KNOWS they’re dead. Clearly they can’t…”
*whatever magic or curse keeping them around breaks*
“…for fuck’s sake.”

“OKAY this show literally tells me this character dies in the beginning. I am NOT gonna…oh fuck it’s part of a redemption arc isn’t it…”

Like yeah every painting has that phase where question all your life choices and want to cry and quit and disappear into the woods. And you think that’s the hardest part. Nothing else can possibly throw you into the depths of existential crisis as much as that.

…until you have to frame it OTL