Okay I should probably leave the house and breathe fresh air today.
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Okay I should probably leave the house and breathe fresh air today.
Spent the weekend baking bread and getting bred!
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Spent the weekend baking bread and getting bred!
Being blonde is great but i have never felt uglier as rn when my roots are grown out.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Being blonde is great but i have never felt uglier as rn when my roots are grown out.
I’m so glad we get to have good things again.
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m so glad we get to have good things again.
Seeing Cuomo receive 2 crushing defeats within the span of just a few months is something straight out of my dream journal.
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Seeing Cuomo receive 2 crushing defeats within the span of just a few months is something straight out of my dream journal.
I am so happy and proud of all the people running the marathon, but if yall could speed it up a little so we can clear out all the screaming people in front of my apartment that would be great.
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I am so happy and proud of all the people running the marathon, but if yall could speed it up a little so we can clear out all the screaming people in front of my apartment that would be great.
Yall mind if I goon the fuck out for a minute?
🚨’American Horror Story’ Season 13 cast:
• Ariana Grande
• Jessica Lange
• Angela Bassett
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
• Ariana Grande
• Jessica Lange
• Angela Bassett
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Yall mind if I goon the fuck out for a minute?
I wanna see Ziwe interview Martha Stewart.
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I wanna see Ziwe interview Martha Stewart.
I tried in my Princess Di running outfit for Halloween and I just look like a depressed 30 year old.
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I tried in my Princess Di running outfit for Halloween and I just look like a depressed 30 year old.
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I hope this email kills us both
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I hope this email kills us both
That episode of RHOSLC was quite possibly one of the best episodes of housewives EVER.
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
That episode of RHOSLC was quite possibly one of the best episodes of housewives EVER.
Finally cried in therapy!
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Finally cried in therapy!
Found out I can get Apollo bagels delivered and everything in the universe has shifted.
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Found out I can get Apollo bagels delivered and everything in the universe has shifted.
Dealing with hypersexuality as a depression symptom is difficult when you also happen to be pulling incredibly hot men all of the sudden.
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dealing with hypersexuality as a depression symptom is difficult when you also happen to be pulling incredibly hot men all of the sudden.
How is it possible to have this much heartburn from a single class of rosé?!
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
How is it possible to have this much heartburn from a single class of rosé?!
Gays turn 30 and they all become bottoms and start an antidepressant.
October 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Gays turn 30 and they all become bottoms and start an antidepressant.
Nothing like fucking a personal trainer to motivate you go to the gym on a Tuesday.
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nothing like fucking a personal trainer to motivate you go to the gym on a Tuesday.
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It’s not that uncut gays in the US make being uncut part of our personality; it’s that we’re legally required to remind the other gays that we’re uncut at least once every 14 days.
December 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM
It’s not that uncut gays in the US make being uncut part of our personality; it’s that we’re legally required to remind the other gays that we’re uncut at least once every 14 days.
Sent this to a boy who gave me his sweatshirt.
October 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sent this to a boy who gave me his sweatshirt.
How many session should you have with your therapist before you tell them you’re a whore? Like 5?
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
How many session should you have with your therapist before you tell them you’re a whore? Like 5?
If there is one thing I’m gonna do it’s warm my tootsies by the space heater.
October 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If there is one thing I’m gonna do it’s warm my tootsies by the space heater.
Truly at my most powerful when making lasagne for a crowd.
October 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Truly at my most powerful when making lasagne for a crowd.
Well the airport is just as miserable as you’d expect when you ask people to work without pay.
October 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Well the airport is just as miserable as you’d expect when you ask people to work without pay.
I’m in my say yes era.
There is no difference between being in your ‘say yes’ era and being on a bender.
October 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m in my say yes era.