kelly
@earley.bsky.social
angel investor and pathological liar
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jack russells chasing the panoramic google maps camera car in coolock (2022)
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
jack russells chasing the panoramic google maps camera car in coolock (2022)
you know what? hell yea
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
you know what? hell yea
nobody talks about the glow up fade street had it used to be so painfully ugly
November 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
nobody talks about the glow up fade street had it used to be so painfully ugly
one of the most incredible things about the ballymaloe thing is the fact that they came out with this statement, essentially saying "WELL ACTUALLY, he ONLY had 92 images, not 1,000 so it's not as bad as everyone's making it out to be"
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
one of the most incredible things about the ballymaloe thing is the fact that they came out with this statement, essentially saying "WELL ACTUALLY, he ONLY had 92 images, not 1,000 so it's not as bad as everyone's making it out to be"
spotted at inauguration 🚨 linda kavanagh and gerard craughwell… sending this to deux moi
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
spotted at inauguration 🚨 linda kavanagh and gerard craughwell… sending this to deux moi
it’s 2am and i’m plagued by memories of The Jean Scene i’ve been trying to remember the name of it for years
until now i referred to it as the shop that sold the t shirts that said “i have the body of a god unfortunately it’s buddha” or “cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians”
until now i referred to it as the shop that sold the t shirts that said “i have the body of a god unfortunately it’s buddha” or “cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians”
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
it’s 2am and i’m plagued by memories of The Jean Scene i’ve been trying to remember the name of it for years
until now i referred to it as the shop that sold the t shirts that said “i have the body of a god unfortunately it’s buddha” or “cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians”
until now i referred to it as the shop that sold the t shirts that said “i have the body of a god unfortunately it’s buddha” or “cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians”
did she figure that those basics were enough
October 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
did she figure that those basics were enough
i like how they can do “homemaker” for maria steen, but “unemployed” for any mother with an uneven number in their postcode
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i like how they can do “homemaker” for maria steen, but “unemployed” for any mother with an uneven number in their postcode
heather humphreys right now
October 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
heather humphreys right now
when i say i can’t get a pic i really mean it
September 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
when i say i can’t get a pic i really mean it
i've seen social media posts and posters irl asking people to invest in the re-opening of Quinn's in drumcondra and all of the comments on linkedin are calling it a scam (pointing to jay bourke's bankruptcy and other controversies)
what's weirdest is the pub's "making Dublin great again" comment
what's weirdest is the pub's "making Dublin great again" comment
September 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
i've seen social media posts and posters irl asking people to invest in the re-opening of Quinn's in drumcondra and all of the comments on linkedin are calling it a scam (pointing to jay bourke's bankruptcy and other controversies)
what's weirdest is the pub's "making Dublin great again" comment
what's weirdest is the pub's "making Dublin great again" comment
simpsons predicted meta glasses
September 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
simpsons predicted meta glasses
the nice party’s self-proclaimed nice guy
September 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
the nice party’s self-proclaimed nice guy
i just choked reading his twitter bio
September 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i just choked reading his twitter bio
eoin hayes has done it again lads
September 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
eoin hayes has done it again lads
girl my dad has called him charlie clark three times today
September 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
girl my dad has called him charlie clark three times today
my only contribution to traitors discourse is that patrick is more like john locke from lost than any other man i’ve ever seen on television
September 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
my only contribution to traitors discourse is that patrick is more like john locke from lost than any other man i’ve ever seen on television
my only contribution to traitors discourse is that patrick is more like john locke from lost than any other man i’ve ever seen on television
September 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
my only contribution to traitors discourse is that patrick is more like john locke from lost than any other man i’ve ever seen on television
DCC have finally planted something in the planters on the newly pedestrianised parliament street 🩷
September 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
DCC have finally planted something in the planters on the newly pedestrianised parliament street 🩷
finally bought a house after almost drowning in a market overrun with landlords? why don't you try becoming a landlord yourself to extract as much money as possible from people who can't afford houses and ensure that you well and truly have pulled the ladder up behind you?
August 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
finally bought a house after almost drowning in a market overrun with landlords? why don't you try becoming a landlord yourself to extract as much money as possible from people who can't afford houses and ensure that you well and truly have pulled the ladder up behind you?
yep, it's me and heather going head to head
August 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
yep, it's me and heather going head to head