earftones
@earftones.bsky.social
🔞 | he / him | 23 | 5’9 | SW: 180 CW: 315 | earftones on grom
2 months into my mullet-ish era and the longer hair makes SUCH a difference omg
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
2 months into my mullet-ish era and the longer hair makes SUCH a difference omg
chat is this too tight for a grad school admissions event
March 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
chat is this too tight for a grad school admissions event
pro tip: you won’t lose sleep from daylight savings if you don’t go to bed until 3am anyway
March 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
pro tip: you won’t lose sleep from daylight savings if you don’t go to bed until 3am anyway
took less than a month for the new taco bell employees to instantly recognize me and remember my name…
March 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
took less than a month for the new taco bell employees to instantly recognize me and remember my name…
i love my gainer friends!!!
March 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i love my gainer friends!!!
anyway here’s your regularly scheduled belly
February 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
anyway here’s your regularly scheduled belly
the results of a veryyyy fattening weekend
February 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
the results of a veryyyy fattening weekend
does anyone know how many calories are in a pequods pan pizza
February 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
does anyone know how many calories are in a pequods pan pizza
first time i’ve changed up my haircut in six years 🫨
January 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
first time i’ve changed up my haircut in six years 🫨
is this enough tummy
January 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
is this enough tummy
in case anyone is wondering why i’m subscribed to a pizzeria’s newsletter (apart from the obvious):
January 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
in case anyone is wondering why i’m subscribed to a pizzeria’s newsletter (apart from the obvious):
been pinned down by this gut since like midnight last night… how am i still this full
January 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
been pinned down by this gut since like midnight last night… how am i still this full
spilled coconut oil all over my duvet and sheets last night! starting 2025 off strong 💪🏾
January 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
spilled coconut oil all over my duvet and sheets last night! starting 2025 off strong 💪🏾
i know it’s tummy tuesday but i just have to show off my ass
December 31, 2024 at 6:05 PM
i know it’s tummy tuesday but i just have to show off my ass
god bless my grandma for thinking i can still wear 2xls
December 28, 2024 at 6:47 PM
god bless my grandma for thinking i can still wear 2xls
everyone say good job earftones for miraculously avoiding any stains from this burger
December 23, 2024 at 11:26 PM
everyone say good job earftones for miraculously avoiding any stains from this burger
when your family asks what you want from mcdonald’s and you have to come up with an order that’s not 5 items and 2000+ calories
December 23, 2024 at 2:02 AM
when your family asks what you want from mcdonald’s and you have to come up with an order that’s not 5 items and 2000+ calories
got threatened today for having too much drip??
“you know i could kill you right now, acting all cool like that 😠“
“you know i could kill you right now, acting all cool like that 😠“
December 19, 2024 at 8:01 PM
got threatened today for having too much drip??
“you know i could kill you right now, acting all cool like that 😠“
“you know i could kill you right now, acting all cool like that 😠“
need to get this stuffed again
December 17, 2024 at 11:07 PM
need to get this stuffed again
bsky discover algo correctly gathered that i like content about clothes not fitting, just not in this direction 💀
December 17, 2024 at 10:10 PM
bsky discover algo correctly gathered that i like content about clothes not fitting, just not in this direction 💀
baby’s first complete messiah in the books 🎵
December 15, 2024 at 2:34 PM
baby’s first complete messiah in the books 🎵
i swear i’m not fatter but how is this 4xl jacket already tight
December 12, 2024 at 1:03 AM
i swear i’m not fatter but how is this 4xl jacket already tight
1 year anniversary of my friend telling me i look like snoopy in this parka
December 10, 2024 at 6:37 PM
1 year anniversary of my friend telling me i look like snoopy in this parka
just leaving this here 🤭
December 5, 2024 at 6:33 PM
just leaving this here 🤭
13 months, +20ish lbs
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 PM
13 months, +20ish lbs