Jimmy
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We obviously have no idea what Sean Mannion will and will not bring with him in terms of ideas from Green Bay...but this is a very funny graph.

Will it be out with the hitches and in with the...outs?

#Eagles
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I’ll never understand the instance to exonerate cheaters when it comes to Hall of Fame worthiness in baseball and football. If you got caught cheating you should be blacklisted, if anything.
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I hope this year’s playoffs have convinced the world that football needs to be played outside. Snow are awesome and need to stay.

(Also, turf is horrible for players)
January 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
At least for once, a blown call by the refs ends up being inconsequential.
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Vrabel was pleading, “Why’d you blow the fucking whistle?”
January 25, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Analytics without common sense is counterproductive. Why not take the 2-possession lead?
January 25, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I guess that opening drive by Denver was just to lull the Patriots’ defense into a false sense of security? 🤷‍♂️
January 25, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Broncos fans at the game all deserve refunds for having sat through that first drive.
January 25, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Rams fans, you good with them just sending it to overtime?
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
How are we gonna feel when Drew Lock lights up the 49ers’ defense tonight?
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
How do the players still defend him?
Kevin Patullo went out doing what he does best.

#Eagles ran 48 hitches on 37 dropbacks (1.3 hitches per play!) against San Francisco on Sunday, surpassing their own record-setting hitch rate for the season.

Eagles had a 6/24 (25%) dropback success rate over their last 7 drives.
January 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Kenny Gainwell still doesn’t look right in a Steelers jersey.
January 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Jordan Davis on the sideline for this series.
January 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
All of that to finish one seed ahead of the Panthers.
January 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Calcarerra injured on an uncalled hip-drop tackle.
January 4, 2026 at 11:29 PM
@detroitlions.bsky.social are doing their part!
January 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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Patullo loves blaming the situation (here, being in 2nd & long) for the offense's failures, but as you'll see on the graph:

- #Eagles are actually only slightly above NFL average in 2nd & long plays/game (10.5).

- They are dead last in success rate on those plays (24.5%).
December 31, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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#Eagles' 2nd half offensive performance in Buffalo (finishing w/15 straight unsuccessful plays & 5 straight punts after one 1st down) is an outlier in Jalen Hurts' career, but he's somehow 3-0 in games w/his 3 worst 2nd halves, including TB this year (also 0 completions).
December 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The stretch between Week 18 and the Wildcard Round will be the first time all season that the Eagles have back-to-back home games.
December 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Eagles didn’t win it; Bills lost it.
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The fact that they felt the need to issue a statement lol
A statement from the Raiders:
December 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
NFL football is *the* best reality TV!
December 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
At least this one was an actual false start
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It’s in his head now.
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Don’t let Jake Eliot’s miss distract you from how equally culpable Jalen Hurts is. Awful throw to AJ on 2nd down and awful decision to go back to him when covered on 3rd down also created this.
December 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM