Maybe now we can get AI Gore as president. (Subtle)
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Maybe now we can get AI Gore as president. (Subtle)
Nick. Any idea why my ancient replies are doing numbers today. Some onion promo maybe? Am I famous now?
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Nick. Any idea why my ancient replies are doing numbers today. Some onion promo maybe? Am I famous now?
I’m an asshole. But I didn’t vote for Trump
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I’m an asshole. But I didn’t vote for Trump
Did Dennis Leary vote for Trump?
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Did Dennis Leary vote for Trump?
Camera makes it much brighter. Had a hard time making it like my eyes saw it.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Camera makes it much brighter. Had a hard time making it like my eyes saw it.
Association exam:
American church based socialism.
Say something.
American church based socialism.
Say something.
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Association exam:
American church based socialism.
Say something.
American church based socialism.
Say something.
He hits me because he loves me
Reporter: What did the president mean when he called the reporter piggy?
Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
He hits me because he loves me
It’s like rape, if you think about it. It’s what he does. Doesn’t earn a damn thing. Just takes by force (whatever the force may be). Gimme a Nobel. I’m the Kennedy center hooha. Just grab em by the posey.
Trump showed up to an NFL game seemingly to honor service members—but he was really there to pressure the Commanders into naming their $3.7B stadium after him.
Getting an NFL stadium named in his honor won’t be enough to save Trump’s irredeemable legacy
The Washington Commanders and the NFL continue to be the president’s gimmick, and it’s starting to feel like they enjoy
contrarian.substack.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
It’s like rape, if you think about it. It’s what he does. Doesn’t earn a damn thing. Just takes by force (whatever the force may be). Gimme a Nobel. I’m the Kennedy center hooha. Just grab em by the posey.
Just chillin, knowing that the cows love me the most. Gonna hang with a couple heifers tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just chillin, knowing that the cows love me the most. Gonna hang with a couple heifers tonight.
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Meanwhile, on X
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Meanwhile, on X
I love the smell of mustard and onions in the morning
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love the smell of mustard and onions in the morning
I could smell the onions and the mustard
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I could smell the onions and the mustard
Better
OD: why did you pardon CZ?
T: IDK who he is
OD: So why did you pardon him?
OD: why did you pardon CZ?
T: IDK who he is
OD: So why did you pardon him?
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Better
OD: why did you pardon CZ?
T: IDK who he is
OD: So why did you pardon him?
OD: why did you pardon CZ?
T: IDK who he is
OD: So why did you pardon him?
Dullness Inequity and Exclusion
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Dullness Inequity and Exclusion
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social did Colbert just do a hamburger helper joke?
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social did Colbert just do a hamburger helper joke?
Me when is see a “you’re in a cult” sticker on a “maga” pickup. WHO is in a cult, sir?
fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
ALT: fry from futurama is making a silly face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Me when is see a “you’re in a cult” sticker on a “maga” pickup. WHO is in a cult, sir?
Kershaw Kershaw Kershaw
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Kershaw Kershaw Kershaw
Please let it be Kershaw.
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Please let it be Kershaw.
Yo we got a ball game to play
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Yo we got a ball game to play
The shades of gray are chores that you do for your partner
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The shades of gray are chores that you do for your partner
I cannot tell a lie. It was I who chopped down the east wing of the White House.
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I cannot tell a lie. It was I who chopped down the east wing of the White House.