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André
@dynvsty.bsky.social
Fun-sized gaymer. Certified freak, seven days a week. 🇬🇧/🇯🇲/🏳️‍🌈
Life’s too short to waste time!
September 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Schrödinger’s Bodybuilder: both wanting to be lean and bulky at the same time.
August 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Like a Nintendo DS touch screen!
August 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Have fun, baby. 😘
August 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The original games were so immersive, and I’d argue the original Outbreak was one of the scariest games in the series.
August 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Just like riding a bike. 😏
August 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’ve been praying for this for yeeeeaaars! 😩
August 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The gains when you recover are gonna be ridiculous.
March 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Plus, it would only spoil a good view.

Less laundry, planet saved. …That’s how it works, right? 😅
March 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Absolutely not. It would just make extra laundry.
March 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Back at you, cutie. 🫶🏾
March 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I never thought I’d ever see anyone else reference Tenchi Muyo! here.
March 11, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Unintentional cutting after the bulk. 🙂‍↕️
March 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I know… It’s so tough right now.

You could tell from just before the last election took place that Labour really weren’t interested in any radical change.
March 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You’d think they could single-handedly reverse climate change with the amount of times they recycle buzzwords like this.
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Happy birthday, handsome. 🥳
March 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Sometimes our favourite forest has to burn down for new plants to sprout and create something even more beautiful than before.
March 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh, yeah. The green is a winner and compliments your skin very well. ☺️
March 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You'll look even better in the light of the summer sun.
March 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'll have to keep that in mind! 😅
March 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The summer can't come soon enough. 🤤
March 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
She deserves to have it all.
March 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Is that the norm? I type like a novelist would write, and I think my friends find it eccentric.
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM