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Dylan Park-Pettiford
@dylanpark.com
Writer. Director. Habitual Line-Stepper.
TV: Bosch. All Rise. 68 Whiskey.
BOOKS: Roadside. Occasional Magic. How To Tell A Story. Marvel Comics.
REPS: CAA, Rain, Afterhrs.
lol that’s the stylistic choice of the editor. And I think he chose to do it that way because that’s how the creators of Alien stylized it.
June 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Bay Area friends and family, I’m coming home.
May 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
LA, can’t wait to see your faces.
May 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
See ya in 2026.
April 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My barber’s been on vacation in Hawaii for weeks and I’m unkempt, disheveled, lost.
April 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Good job, team. We did it.
April 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My man.
February 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
1.
February 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
There’s a funny quote from the first Black 4-star General in the military who was also a Tuskegee airman about racism in the Corps
January 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This one?
January 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
One of the ancestry websites I use for research is advertising a new feature that brings photos to life with the use of AI. I hate it.
December 22, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Coming soon.
December 17, 2024 at 4:23 PM
THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THE SIX TRIPLE EIGHT?? JUST TELL ME WHERE TO SIGN
December 11, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Yesterday I went and visited a friend who I haven’t seen in 15 years. He’s a steward of the national park in Hawaii and lives in the middle of the rain forest.

I totally get it now.
December 7, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Would any of my author friends like to read the galley for my forthcoming book to provide blurbs for the promotional material?
December 5, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Mama’s Holiday Cooking: 1
Dylan: 0
November 29, 2024 at 4:43 PM
The Smoot-Hawley tariffs drove America deeper into an economic crisis.

Source: Economist Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
You guys have to work 9 to 5’s and don’t get residual checks? Can’t relate.
November 26, 2024 at 4:59 AM
What I say?
November 23, 2024 at 9:18 PM
My Korean mother just mailed me, not one, but eight fire blankets because she thinks I’m going to burn my house down during the holidays. If I don’t start a fire cooking turkey, I definitely will when I hang Xmas lights.

Oh, and I got a copy of @paulbae.bsky.social’s book in the mail, too.
November 20, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Stopped by the local Space Force base. I felt like I was on the movie set for Star Trek: Year One.
November 18, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Uncle Sam: Here’s a ticket to Iraq and an automatic weapon. Give ‘em hell. We’ll see you in 12 months. (Maybe.)

Me: *a literal child*
November 14, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Photo: Beau Roulette
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Hello Bluesky, I’m
November 14, 2024 at 3:00 AM
He knows he’s in trouble when I call him by his full name—Macaroni Goofy Movie Park-Pettiford
May 7, 2023 at 10:43 PM