Dylan Park-Pettiford
@dylanpark.com
Writer. Director. Habitual Line-Stepper.
TV: Bosch. All Rise. 68 Whiskey.
BOOKS: Roadside. Occasional Magic. How To Tell A Story. Marvel Comics.
REPS: CAA, Rain, Afterhrs.
TV: Bosch. All Rise. 68 Whiskey.
BOOKS: Roadside. Occasional Magic. How To Tell A Story. Marvel Comics.
REPS: CAA, Rain, Afterhrs.
lol that’s the stylistic choice of the editor. And I think he chose to do it that way because that’s how the creators of Alien stylized it.
June 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
lol that’s the stylistic choice of the editor. And I think he chose to do it that way because that’s how the creators of Alien stylized it.
Bay Area friends and family, I’m coming home.
May 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Bay Area friends and family, I’m coming home.
LA, can’t wait to see your faces.
May 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
LA, can’t wait to see your faces.
My barber’s been on vacation in Hawaii for weeks and I’m unkempt, disheveled, lost.
April 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My barber’s been on vacation in Hawaii for weeks and I’m unkempt, disheveled, lost.
Good job, team. We did it.
April 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Good job, team. We did it.
There’s a funny quote from the first Black 4-star General in the military who was also a Tuskegee airman about racism in the Corps
January 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
There’s a funny quote from the first Black 4-star General in the military who was also a Tuskegee airman about racism in the Corps
One of the ancestry websites I use for research is advertising a new feature that brings photos to life with the use of AI. I hate it.
December 22, 2024 at 8:38 PM
One of the ancestry websites I use for research is advertising a new feature that brings photos to life with the use of AI. I hate it.
THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THE SIX TRIPLE EIGHT?? JUST TELL ME WHERE TO SIGN
December 11, 2024 at 2:20 AM
THEY MADE A MOVIE ABOUT THE SIX TRIPLE EIGHT?? JUST TELL ME WHERE TO SIGN
Yesterday I went and visited a friend who I haven’t seen in 15 years. He’s a steward of the national park in Hawaii and lives in the middle of the rain forest.
I totally get it now.
I totally get it now.
December 7, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Yesterday I went and visited a friend who I haven’t seen in 15 years. He’s a steward of the national park in Hawaii and lives in the middle of the rain forest.
I totally get it now.
I totally get it now.
Would any of my author friends like to read the galley for my forthcoming book to provide blurbs for the promotional material?
December 5, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Would any of my author friends like to read the galley for my forthcoming book to provide blurbs for the promotional material?
Mama’s Holiday Cooking: 1
Dylan: 0
Dylan: 0
November 29, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Mama’s Holiday Cooking: 1
Dylan: 0
Dylan: 0
The Smoot-Hawley tariffs drove America deeper into an economic crisis.
Source: Economist Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Source: Economist Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
November 28, 2024 at 3:05 PM
The Smoot-Hawley tariffs drove America deeper into an economic crisis.
Source: Economist Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Source: Economist Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
You guys have to work 9 to 5’s and don’t get residual checks? Can’t relate.
November 26, 2024 at 4:59 AM
You guys have to work 9 to 5’s and don’t get residual checks? Can’t relate.
My Korean mother just mailed me, not one, but eight fire blankets because she thinks I’m going to burn my house down during the holidays. If I don’t start a fire cooking turkey, I definitely will when I hang Xmas lights.
Oh, and I got a copy of @paulbae.bsky.social’s book in the mail, too.
Oh, and I got a copy of @paulbae.bsky.social’s book in the mail, too.
November 20, 2024 at 3:46 AM
My Korean mother just mailed me, not one, but eight fire blankets because she thinks I’m going to burn my house down during the holidays. If I don’t start a fire cooking turkey, I definitely will when I hang Xmas lights.
Oh, and I got a copy of @paulbae.bsky.social’s book in the mail, too.
Oh, and I got a copy of @paulbae.bsky.social’s book in the mail, too.
Stopped by the local Space Force base. I felt like I was on the movie set for Star Trek: Year One.
November 18, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Stopped by the local Space Force base. I felt like I was on the movie set for Star Trek: Year One.
Uncle Sam: Here’s a ticket to Iraq and an automatic weapon. Give ‘em hell. We’ll see you in 12 months. (Maybe.)
Me: *a literal child*
Me: *a literal child*
November 14, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Uncle Sam: Here’s a ticket to Iraq and an automatic weapon. Give ‘em hell. We’ll see you in 12 months. (Maybe.)
Me: *a literal child*
Me: *a literal child*
Photo: Beau Roulette
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Photo: Beau Roulette
Hello Bluesky, I’m
November 14, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Hello Bluesky, I’m
He knows he’s in trouble when I call him by his full name—Macaroni Goofy Movie Park-Pettiford
May 7, 2023 at 10:43 PM
He knows he’s in trouble when I call him by his full name—Macaroni Goofy Movie Park-Pettiford