Dylan Beattie
@dylanbeatt.ie
coder • speaker • musician • MS MVP • creator of @codewithrockstar.com • founder of @linebreakers.band • organiser of @ldnug.org • fun stuff: dylanbeattie.net • work stuff: ursatile.com • he/him • 🥔
A truly inspired product based on the notion that instead of going into the kitchen, you could go into the computer room, this being the decade where houses had a room for the computer, and then use the computer to pretend to go into the kitchen.
Genuinely baffling that it wasn't a massive success.
Genuinely baffling that it wasn't a massive success.
October 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A truly inspired product based on the notion that instead of going into the kitchen, you could go into the computer room, this being the decade where houses had a room for the computer, and then use the computer to pretend to go into the kitchen.
Genuinely baffling that it wasn't a massive success.
Genuinely baffling that it wasn't a massive success.
It's free, too. Did I mention that it's free? Free. The plane internet is free.
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It's free, too. Did I mention that it's free? Free. The plane internet is free.
Can you log off ironically, go home sarcastically and rethink your life but just for the LOLs?
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October 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Can you log off ironically, go home sarcastically and rethink your life but just for the LOLs?
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(If you are about to reply to this post with "yeah, but piss is much better when it's somebody else's", I think you should probably not do that, and instead log off the internet and go home and rethink your life.)
October 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
(If you are about to reply to this post with "yeah, but piss is much better when it's somebody else's", I think you should probably not do that, and instead log off the internet and go home and rethink your life.)
I don’t think they’re intrusive thoughts when the balloon is literally printed with an advertisement for doing things with needles.
October 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I don’t think they’re intrusive thoughts when the balloon is literally printed with an advertisement for doing things with needles.
Next thing you’ll be telling me that a “videovalve” is just the Estonian word for a security camera and not, in fact, part of a Soviet-era bootleg television network that transmitted banned TV shows over Tallinn’s water supply pipes!
September 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Next thing you’ll be telling me that a “videovalve” is just the Estonian word for a security camera and not, in fact, part of a Soviet-era bootleg television network that transmitted banned TV shows over Tallinn’s water supply pipes!