Dwuuds
@dwuuds.bsky.social
Lost (but most talented) member of the Carmen Sandiego House Band Rockapella.
Back in my day we only had Gremlin Boys and Gizmo Girls. Do kids these days even know how to make their grandparents fly out of the window with a motorized residential stairlift?
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Back in my day we only had Gremlin Boys and Gizmo Girls. Do kids these days even know how to make their grandparents fly out of the window with a motorized residential stairlift?
And that’s not even taking into account her Senior discount, this lady is set for the rest of her life. I bet she doesn’t even open her social security checks, she just lets those fuckers expire.
January 27, 2026 at 7:59 PM
And that’s not even taking into account her Senior discount, this lady is set for the rest of her life. I bet she doesn’t even open her social security checks, she just lets those fuckers expire.
Yes but think of the 10% discounts that all of the non DD-214 suckers are missing out on. This lady is out here getting a free fountain drink at Sheetz once a year while we sit here like dehydrated non warrior cucks.
January 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Yes but think of the 10% discounts that all of the non DD-214 suckers are missing out on. This lady is out here getting a free fountain drink at Sheetz once a year while we sit here like dehydrated non warrior cucks.
The DD-214 alumni banner is killing me. She could really tie it all together with a big “Proud Recipient of 10% off at Home Depot (see store terms and conditions)” medal 🏅
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The DD-214 alumni banner is killing me. She could really tie it all together with a big “Proud Recipient of 10% off at Home Depot (see store terms and conditions)” medal 🏅
My French ancestry gives me fucked up cholesterol
January 26, 2026 at 3:59 AM
My French ancestry gives me fucked up cholesterol
My danish ancestry makes me horny at boats
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 AM
My danish ancestry makes me horny at boats
Maybe her new book “If I Had Won: and Wasn’t The Person Who Didn’t Win” can shed some light on this whole thing.
January 26, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Maybe her new book “If I Had Won: and Wasn’t The Person Who Didn’t Win” can shed some light on this whole thing.
You are a disingenuous snake of a person.
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM
You are a disingenuous snake of a person.
Getting out of MN is not going to do anything, ICE needs to be completely abolished and the people working there need to be tried for the crimes they have committed.
January 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Getting out of MN is not going to do anything, ICE needs to be completely abolished and the people working there need to be tried for the crimes they have committed.
It’s very simple stuff I’m not sure what’s crazy about it
January 25, 2026 at 4:13 AM
It’s very simple stuff I’m not sure what’s crazy about it
“A pedophile cabal run by an orange guy from home alone 2 has taken over the US government and is using the the levers of power to enrich themselves while simultaneously destabilizing the current global order so that billionaire technocrats can bring about the coming of the antichrist via chatbots.
January 25, 2026 at 4:13 AM
“A pedophile cabal run by an orange guy from home alone 2 has taken over the US government and is using the the levers of power to enrich themselves while simultaneously destabilizing the current global order so that billionaire technocrats can bring about the coming of the antichrist via chatbots.
Oh hell yea the shortest month of shit reality
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Oh hell yea the shortest month of shit reality
Reeducation camps. Seriously.
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Reeducation camps. Seriously.
The same thing it always is “he shouldn’t have been there”.
All of the fucking lead poisoned 2A bros talk so much shit about “defending their rights” but they HATE seeing people that actually go out and USE their rights. They are a cult of fucking weak willed paranoid bug people.
All of the fucking lead poisoned 2A bros talk so much shit about “defending their rights” but they HATE seeing people that actually go out and USE their rights. They are a cult of fucking weak willed paranoid bug people.
January 24, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The same thing it always is “he shouldn’t have been there”.
All of the fucking lead poisoned 2A bros talk so much shit about “defending their rights” but they HATE seeing people that actually go out and USE their rights. They are a cult of fucking weak willed paranoid bug people.
All of the fucking lead poisoned 2A bros talk so much shit about “defending their rights” but they HATE seeing people that actually go out and USE their rights. They are a cult of fucking weak willed paranoid bug people.
Remember when they bought Dylann Roof fucking Burger King?
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Remember when they bought Dylann Roof fucking Burger King?
I mean I get that there are fucking baby brained bootlickers who think police are literal gods that walk amongst dispensing justice but what I don’t get is how they can just go along with the official statements that are blatant (and extremely lazy) lies. You’d think they’d at least have a standard.
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I mean I get that there are fucking baby brained bootlickers who think police are literal gods that walk amongst dispensing justice but what I don’t get is how they can just go along with the official statements that are blatant (and extremely lazy) lies. You’d think they’d at least have a standard.
“trying to collect accolades so he can bargain his way into heaven” feels like an insane thing to read.
January 23, 2026 at 2:17 AM
“trying to collect accolades so he can bargain his way into heaven” feels like an insane thing to read.
Dude getting mad when they kill you is what they want you to do! You have to decouple your mind from this mortal coil and become one with the aether realm.
January 16, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Dude getting mad when they kill you is what they want you to do! You have to decouple your mind from this mortal coil and become one with the aether realm.
Even impotent rage would be better than whatever this fucking baby shit is.
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Even impotent rage would be better than whatever this fucking baby shit is.