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Peter Scott
@dwpete.bsky.social
Former herder of information and global fixer of broken stuff
Living legally in France with my kiwi wife. Don’t call me an expat, I’m a Brexit refugee.

Nuclear chemist, copy writer, provider of nuts to Secret Squirrels.
You never said that bit 😂🤣😂
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Excellent!
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It’s cheese, Clare
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Far chance of a crock of gold

Unlike the crocks found near UK councils
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Who puts the cat in catastrophe?
Blini !
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I have answers, but maybe for different questions
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Surely you mean their there they’re
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Excellent choice of festive legs

Enjoy !!!
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
BTW. How do people understand Bordeaux Station.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
It’s a service I offer, reviving ancient jokes
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 AM
It’s a Dusty Strings harp - can you enquire through the serial number

The lack of pedals indicates not a concert harp but a folk harp
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Angels are always losing their harps.
One even left her harp in Sam Frank’s Disco
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The sales will continue for ever

Black to the Future
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
That’s so restrained. Our local Centrakor goes over the top
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Dimanche ?

The only thing we can do at a brico around here on a Sunday is admire the empty car park
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Seeing snow inside is not so good

Keep warm, keep dry and pray to the gods of plumbing for a fracture free time
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’ll hang on to the Jim-jammin pun until England play the West Indies

Reggae puns aren’t used enough these days
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Oh and Orange Mango calling her Brown as that’s the colour of dead grass.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Cool cats play jazz
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM