JEALOUS

Damn, and he only had two on his bass to begin with!

Ooooh, how was Morphine?

And if they’re already used to a muzzle, it makes it a lot easier if they have to wear one in a stressful situation, eg. treating an injury at the vet!

Grandpa’s getting his days & nights mixed up now, gotta coax him out of bed with promises of Diet Coke.

Some of you did not spend enough time reading Dan Savage in the early oughts and it shows

Man, I wrote a long Facebook rant years ago abt almost getting mowed down by cyclists who were riding on the sidewalk on NE Alberta instead of just going on one of the side streets that didn’t get traffic.

Other illnesses too! When I was a kid I read about a hepatitis outbreak that was traced back to bakery employees not wearing gloves.

God, I was about to reply "Because she was fucking McCarthy", but no, I remembered they were each having affairs with different people.

Nah, looks like someone at Golden Corral is a fan too.

3-D WorldRunner!

God, you reminded me of the guy who asked me where the dog poop bags were, then came back a few minutes later to inform me he would NOT be buying our bags bc they were pink, and he does not do pink. I replied, "Okay, have a nice day." Still no idea why he needed make an announcement abt it.

*CCDL, not CDL

Yeah, not a barista but any time I've had a customer service interaction with overt MAGA types, I've been laser focused on just getting out of the interaction as fast as possible. Why would I make my day harder by insulting some twitchy loser with a CDL sticker on their F-250?

Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of over 100,000 people and counting.