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Edmonton, Alberta, Canada - the greatest city in the world! Pronouns: jym/jee
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada - the greatest city in the world! Pronouns: jym/jee
If you're taking health advice from either of these two idiots:
1: Get more life insurance.
2: Don't count on making retirement age.
1: Get more life insurance.
2: Don't count on making retirement age.
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
If you're taking health advice from either of these two idiots:
1: Get more life insurance.
2: Don't count on making retirement age.
1: Get more life insurance.
2: Don't count on making retirement age.
Don't let anyone suggest we don't already know what future generations will say about now. We know!
January 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Don't let anyone suggest we don't already know what future generations will say about now. We know!
It's the duty of all comedians/satirists to pick up the baton dropped by Journalists - we now must comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable - mercilessly so in the cases of the biggest babies at the top!
January 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
It's the duty of all comedians/satirists to pick up the baton dropped by Journalists - we now must comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable - mercilessly so in the cases of the biggest babies at the top!
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Maybe the reason #donOLD #Turniphead said "whole milk with a 'w'" is because US milk is so heavily laced with hormones that "hole milk" is an admission their "milk" is more chemical than natural?
RELATED: Canada hasn't allowed hormones in milk for nearly 60 years
RELATED: Canada hasn't allowed hormones in milk for nearly 60 years
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Maybe the reason #donOLD #Turniphead said "whole milk with a 'w'" is because US milk is so heavily laced with hormones that "hole milk" is an admission their "milk" is more chemical than natural?
RELATED: Canada hasn't allowed hormones in milk for nearly 60 years
RELATED: Canada hasn't allowed hormones in milk for nearly 60 years
#Ontario is replacing traffic cameras (proven effective) with ineffective "traffic calming" measures like speed bumps (anyone under 30 races over these like they're on "Dukes of Hazard") & more police enforcement (they just sit there as you speed past).
In short, #DougFord WANTS more dead children!
In short, #DougFord WANTS more dead children!
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The new #MonroeDoctrine or #DonRoeDoctrine as #Blotus likes to call it will backfire so spectacularly that historians will call it the #DumboDoctrine.
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The new #MonroeDoctrine or #DonRoeDoctrine as #Blotus likes to call it will backfire so spectacularly that historians will call it the #DumboDoctrine.
Based on nothing but history it seems like instead of calling it the "#DonroeDoctrine", the "Dumbo Doctrine" will end up being historically more accurate.
January 17, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Based on nothing but history it seems like instead of calling it the "#DonroeDoctrine", the "Dumbo Doctrine" will end up being historically more accurate.
January 17, 2026 at 3:13 AM
And he was apparently out doing things an injured person could not...
January 17, 2026 at 2:19 AM
And he was apparently out doing things an injured person could not...
All 3 reasons can be true...
January 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
All 3 reasons can be true...
Irrelevant information really, considering last year's 9-0 SCOTUS ruling about such things...
January 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Irrelevant information really, considering last year's 9-0 SCOTUS ruling about such things...
January 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
The thousands of convicted murderers, drug dealers and addicts, rapists, violent dangerous people from mental institutions and insane asylums who are too dangerous are wearing "ICE" masks and terrorizing US citizens in their cities.
January 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
The thousands of convicted murderers, drug dealers and addicts, rapists, violent dangerous people from mental institutions and insane asylums who are too dangerous are wearing "ICE" masks and terrorizing US citizens in their cities.
By the time it's "established fact" it'll be too late...
January 14, 2026 at 12:31 AM
By the time it's "established fact" it'll be too late...
January 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Barnes V Felix (May 15 2025) - 9 to 0 ruling that Courts can no longer excuse a police shooting just becuse the officer was "in danger at the moment" if that officer created that danger themselves.
#JusticeForGood
#JusticeForGood
January 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Barnes V Felix (May 15 2025) - 9 to 0 ruling that Courts can no longer excuse a police shooting just becuse the officer was "in danger at the moment" if that officer created that danger themselves.
#JusticeForGood
#JusticeForGood
They're not pulling punches anymore with their actions, neither should we with our criticism...
#JusticeForGood
#JusticeForGood
January 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
They're not pulling punches anymore with their actions, neither should we with our criticism...
#JusticeForGood
#JusticeForGood
The "gun ownership as a method of controlling the government" argument is failing before our very eyes...
January 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The "gun ownership as a method of controlling the government" argument is failing before our very eyes...
I AM AGAINST ALL VIOLENCE.
I'm not sharing this to encourage a revolution.
I'm sharing it because ALL GUNS SHOULD BE BANNED IN AMERICA since the gun argument about rising up against a tyrannical government was clearly bullship.
I'm not sharing this to encourage a revolution.
I'm sharing it because ALL GUNS SHOULD BE BANNED IN AMERICA since the gun argument about rising up against a tyrannical government was clearly bullship.
January 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I AM AGAINST ALL VIOLENCE.
I'm not sharing this to encourage a revolution.
I'm sharing it because ALL GUNS SHOULD BE BANNED IN AMERICA since the gun argument about rising up against a tyrannical government was clearly bullship.
I'm not sharing this to encourage a revolution.
I'm sharing it because ALL GUNS SHOULD BE BANNED IN AMERICA since the gun argument about rising up against a tyrannical government was clearly bullship.
Turnip for brains doesn't know the difference between "eloquent" and "elegant".
January 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Turnip for brains doesn't know the difference between "eloquent" and "elegant".
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
There is no difference...
January 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
There is no difference...
Yeah. It's about drugs. Sure....
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Yeah. It's about drugs. Sure....