kelli caplinger
@dutchtulips.bsky.social
superstar nerd with big feminist energy. madness is the glory of this life. she/her. ♍
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idk if my grocery stopped carrying it or if swiss miss stopped making it, but I miss marshmallow lover's. a separate envelope for the marshmallows prevents them from melting too fast!
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
idk if my grocery stopped carrying it or if swiss miss stopped making it, but I miss marshmallow lover's. a separate envelope for the marshmallows prevents them from melting too fast!
I used to take bites of pizza rolls, but now I just pop them in whole because I got tired of them squirting all over me.
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I used to take bites of pizza rolls, but now I just pop them in whole because I got tired of them squirting all over me.
just got a text from kyle that he's on his way home. yay! 🚗
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
just got a text from kyle that he's on his way home. yay! 🚗
look, we need the motu trailer soon because now that taynick are together again to film RWRW we need taylor to clown nick but clearly be proud of him at the same time, like the elevator video when they were filming RWRB. okay, amazon/MGM? do it for the plot.
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
look, we need the motu trailer soon because now that taynick are together again to film RWRW we need taylor to clown nick but clearly be proud of him at the same time, like the elevator video when they were filming RWRB. okay, amazon/MGM? do it for the plot.
james cameron: "I'm so thick skinned that I'm still upset about a 12-year-old joke!"
like, sir, THIS IS WHY SHE MADE THE JOKE.
like, sir, THIS IS WHY SHE MADE THE JOKE.
December 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
james cameron: "I'm so thick skinned that I'm still upset about a 12-year-old joke!"
like, sir, THIS IS WHY SHE MADE THE JOKE.
like, sir, THIS IS WHY SHE MADE THE JOKE.
big 120-97 win for the warriors over the magic! woohoo! 🙌🏻 #DubNation
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
big 120-97 win for the warriors over the magic! woohoo! 🙌🏻 #DubNation
I hate that we had to go guerilla journalism to get the CECOT 60 minutes story out there, but also weirdly proud at the same time. what this proves is that there are still people willing to use what power they have to push back against fascism. that's always a good thing.
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I hate that we had to go guerilla journalism to get the CECOT 60 minutes story out there, but also weirdly proud at the same time. what this proves is that there are still people willing to use what power they have to push back against fascism. that's always a good thing.
still hoping the rumors are true about the motu trailer showing before anaconda. especially because that would mean we'd all be getting nicky g for christmas, lol.
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
still hoping the rumors are true about the motu trailer showing before anaconda. especially because that would mean we'd all be getting nicky g for christmas, lol.
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60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts.
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
Banned 60 Minutes CECOT Segment - Filemail
Get it while it's hot.
www.filemail.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts.
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
the empty netters podcast doing episode reviews of HR is so ridonkulously great. straight guys being into this show is kinda blowing my mind, lol.
December 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the empty netters podcast doing episode reviews of HR is so ridonkulously great. straight guys being into this show is kinda blowing my mind, lol.
went to the grocery store today, since christmas this week falls on our usual day, and boy, it was pretty slammed.
December 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
went to the grocery store today, since christmas this week falls on our usual day, and boy, it was pretty slammed.
kinda surprised that twister has been on TV so much lately. a tornado movie smack dab in the middle of all the christmas fare is just funny to me, lol.
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
kinda surprised that twister has been on TV so much lately. a tornado movie smack dab in the middle of all the christmas fare is just funny to me, lol.
after rob reiner, and now james ransone, I hope bill hader's friends and family are staying in touch with him.
December 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
after rob reiner, and now james ransone, I hope bill hader's friends and family are staying in touch with him.
it's way past time for edward r. murrow to climb out of his grave and strangle CBS news to death.
December 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
it's way past time for edward r. murrow to climb out of his grave and strangle CBS news to death.
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“women want flowers and chocolate” not me, i’ll take gay fanfiction and a burger though
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“women want flowers and chocolate” not me, i’ll take gay fanfiction and a burger though
where is that pic of tzp in the red turtleneck? I tried googling but I can't find it.
December 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
where is that pic of tzp in the red turtleneck? I tried googling but I can't find it.
getting a bit burnt out on fic atm and I'm rather displeased with my brain for that.
December 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
getting a bit burnt out on fic atm and I'm rather displeased with my brain for that.
I'm bummed that the SNF game tonight is pats/ravens. I hardly can think of a game I'd want to see less.
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm bummed that the SNF game tonight is pats/ravens. I hardly can think of a game I'd want to see less.
I wanted to read the book first but it's been out of stock on amazon for ages so after seeing so many clips of it on social media I did go ahead and watch HR and dang, it's pretty heckin' great.
December 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I wanted to read the book first but it's been out of stock on amazon for ages so after seeing so many clips of it on social media I did go ahead and watch HR and dang, it's pretty heckin' great.
oh, good, the bills got the 23-20 win over the browns! that's a relief. 🙌🏻 #billsmafia
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh, good, the bills got the 23-20 win over the browns! that's a relief. 🙌🏻 #billsmafia
jay's christmas sweater is the carpet from the overlook hotel! #bestoftheworst
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
jay's christmas sweater is the carpet from the overlook hotel! #bestoftheworst
I bought a chili frozen dinner at the store and didn't realize it didn't have beans in it. chili without beans is weird.
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I bought a chili frozen dinner at the store and didn't realize it didn't have beans in it. chili without beans is weird.
BOTW xmas episode is finally live! this is not a drill!!
December 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
BOTW xmas episode is finally live! this is not a drill!!