Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
dutchbarracuda.bsky.social
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda.bsky.social
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I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up
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1/ #Introduction
Hi, you can call me Dutch. Jack of all Trades recovering from burnout, and an unsocial hermit, bound to a lovely seaside town with dubious local characters.
I had a terrible night's sleep. My AuDHD kicked in with looping thought patterns.
So today's D&D session is going to be interesting, and so help me if they change their mind to go the wave echo caves before Thundertree, I'm throwing D4s at them.
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I might be buying a 2006 Suzuki Marauder 125 on Tuesday.
Very excite. Little nervous.
Big purchases always make me nervous.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
As a treat for my D&D players tomorrow, I'm making them some D20 cookies and one of my favourite winter treats, Kruidnoten.
With any luck, they'll get distracted enough that I'll finally be able to do some serious damage to them :D
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:

“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Starting a fight with Elegoo, as they've decided to fuck over everyone who bought a Centauri Carbon on the proviso there'd be an AMS upgrade available before the end of the year.
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience

www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Remember anything can be a mount :D

Here's my Armored Giraffe mini that a patron 3D printed and painted!

Free stls attached on this post: mz4250.com/posts/48958753

I love my work :)
#dnd #3Dprinting #3Dmodeling #3Dart #dndart #dungeonsanddragons
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It's November 8th.
Which Hermit is going to upload first?
#Hermitcraft
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
This has been a good year for my self-confidence.
Every time I've been in front of the mirror lately, I've seen the results of sure and steady gym-work, and think to myself "Fuck yeah. This is the body shape I've always wanted to be."
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Motorcycle helmet acquired.
Now I just need a motorcycle.
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I really have fallen in love with going to the gym.
Don't socialise, don't talk, nothing.
Headphones in, 90's/00's metal, start with 10 minutes spin and then 4-6 other exercises until I feel like I've factory reset my body.
Love it.
November 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
So, CBT went well. Just on a wee 125cc scooter, but after initial briefings and car park manuevers, we went bombing along the country lanes, stopped off at a pub for lunch, then headed back.
And my instructor looked the spitting image of Karl Urban.
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Good news, everyone!
I've not become a bloody pulpy smear on the road, and have completed my CBT!
Now.... I just need a bike.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Good morning. It's Compulsory Basic Training day, which means legally I'll be allowed to ride up to 125cc motorcycles on just my learners licence.

Not gonna deny, I'm super excited. Or maybe it's nerves disguised as excitement.
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
If I were to open a little shop, it would be akin to museum gift shops, with a Utopian Scholastic vibe.
Science kits, telescopes, some new age stuff, space and nature things, and biology.
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Samhain is near, new prints are up. And I am celebrating the season with a little sale, too.
Follow the link to get a 15% discount on all my items.
ko-fi.com/foxandrabbit...

#art #bsnm #samhain
October 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Weird flex, but I can now knead a ball of dough with one hand, or two balls simultaneously.
Interpret this information however you will.
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tron: Ares was a let down. Kinda cool, but cheap. Also Leto can go do one. I've seen wooden planks with better acting than him.
But on the plus side, it's prompted many to re-exam and enjoy Tron: Legacy and the original Tron, both highly underrated in their own rights.
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Today I'm teaching my daughter some baking techniques 🍞 . I'm specially glad that I actually got her to DO some mixing and kneading, not just being impressed with me doing it. 🥖
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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🚨BREAKING : The Green Party has passed 150,000 members 🥳

Thousands are joining right now to help us replace Labour and take the fight to Reform.

Are you in?

Make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now ⤵️
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Things I'm happy about:
🎃Friday is Halloween.
🏍️It's also my CBT so I can start riding motorbikes up to 125cc. Planning on getting a simple cruiser.
🩸No mood drops from the blood donation this time.
🏋️‍♂️Arms have stopped hurting enough that I feel comfortable going back to the gym.
October 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I wish I could eat steak every night.
October 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I just got a letter from our letting agent.
They're increasing rent from December. And instead of increasing it by £25 per month, it's an extra £50 per month.
ALL LANDLORDS ARE BASTARDS.
Fucking parasites.
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM