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Dustin Spitz
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Meme EXPERTS WARN LUIGI MANGIONE COULD WALK FREE *image of Bender from Futurama* I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS.
February 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Meme "Me: Yes, I'm in my slut phase" Image of E.T. in a fancy hat and dress looking in the mirror
December 24, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Meme "Me recovering from one social event that I only went to for one hour" Image of Pikachu in bed recovering covered in bandages
December 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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Meme Squidward sleeping template "650,000+ homeless Americans" USA Media as Squidward sleeping "Endless medical and student loan debt" USA Media as Squidward sleeping "Health insurance CEO gets what he F'N deserves" USA Media as Squidward with wide open bloodshot eyes
December 10, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Meme Pixar's Luca "Elon Musk and his son now the shooter has been caught and he no longer needs a human shield" Luca's dad pushing Luca into the water
December 10, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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Meme Image of a little girl walking around interviewing people on the street. "Today we're learning about Wall Street." "When the revolution comes, where will you hide?"
December 9, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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Meme using a Simpson's Homer Yelling from his car template Top image of Carl and Lenny looking at an X post from Elon Musk. "It has been brought to my attention that some Americans are actually cheering for the gunman who killed UnitedHealthCare CEO Brian Thompson, and that they are saying this is a warning to all CEOs. What these people fail to understand is that without CEOs, the world would not be able to function, and as CEOs, we are responsible for the delicate balancing act of generating profits for shareholders while also ensuring that shareholders are able to maintain their own personal wealth even in spite of the typical corporate laziness and greed of middle-management and their staff. America will be destitute without us. #DOGE" The lower image. Lenny: "What did he say?" Carl: "I dunno, something bout wanting to be next" Edit: Musk quote might not be real but everything he posts is AI generated bigotry so whatevs
December 6, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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Meme "Did you know there are people who are celebrating the deaths of CEOs?" Image of Obi-Wan Kenobi with text "Well, of course I know them. They're me."
December 6, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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Brian Thompson CEO of United Health Care bluesky page brianthompsonuhc.bsky.social With the bio: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
December 6, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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Meme Kid Drowning Meme Template Mom holding up bluesky being all happy Mom ignoring X who is struggling to stay above the water Facebook a skeleton sitting in a chair underwater
November 22, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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Say Gay. Protect Trans Kids. Read Banned Books. Teach All History. Be Kind. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
November 21, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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Meme "Beginner gardeners after a plant dies" Image of a Loki on the floor screaming "Experienced gardeners after a plant dies" Image from Loki quoted "Yes, very sad. Anyway"...
November 20, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Meme Take one of two paths "opening bluesky" Image of a person looking at the two paths trying to decide which one to take "Post about Pokémon" - as going to a bright shiny happy castle "Be a complete slut" - as going to an evil dark castle
November 20, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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Meme "When I'm dissociating and someone asks me a question" Image of a panic concerned looking cat with a screen saying "No signal!" just above their head
November 18, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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Meme Lois from Family Guy as "Mike Tyson" staring at a container of pills on the counter "Jake Paul's right ear"
November 16, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Meme "damn" A person looking to take one of two paths "Send him 8 messages in a row" Or "Leave him alone"
November 16, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Meme "Every day I wake up" Image of Mr. Krabs looking at a sign saying "0 days without nonsense"
November 16, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Meme "Showing off your grindr messages to your straight friends" Image from Bob's Burgers with Louise and Gene pointing at paintings of animal buttholes
November 15, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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Meme "Me when I hangout with somebody for the first time" Image of SpongeBob with his hands on his knees, eyes looking forward nervous af while sitting next to Patrick.
November 15, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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Image of The Onion's logo (satirical news) merged with Infowars (which they bought) to create THE ONION WARS
November 15, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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Meme "Let's see if y'all can pass no-nut November after seeing this" Image showing Luigi with a badonkadonk (nice buttucks)
November 15, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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A good boy 🥹
Meme "10 year old me: "wow. the future is here"" Image of a Poo-Chi robopet released in 2000
November 14, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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Meme Valerie and Her Week of Wonders, 1970 Horror/Thriller film "Confess that you're a witch!" Valerie sticking her tongue out while tied to a stake
November 14, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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Meme Two guys in their own beds saying night over text, thinking 👀 "Goodnight bro Goodnight buddy I'm so glad he's my friend I kinda want to suck his dick tho"
November 14, 2024 at 6:43 PM