Dustin Rowles (Pajiba Guy)
@dustinrowles.bsky.social
Owner of Pajiba (2004- ) | Politics and Pop Culture | Reformed Lawyer | Reform Jew | Proud Dad to a Cancer Survivor & Monoamniotic Twins | Mainer
It's a good thing that Dave Portnoy has never said anything a ton of people found rude, dumb, or offensive in real time or mocked the memory of a dead man.
I guess Dave is woke now.
I guess Dave is woke now.
September 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's a good thing that Dave Portnoy has never said anything a ton of people found rude, dumb, or offensive in real time or mocked the memory of a dead man.
I guess Dave is woke now.
I guess Dave is woke now.
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
I know I should feel immense shame. It's not cool bad. Or even memorable. Even the masses disliked it! It's rotten as hell and deserves it and I still can't help myself.
I know I should feel immense shame. It's not cool bad. Or even memorable. Even the masses disliked it! It's rotten as hell and deserves it and I still can't help myself.
September 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score.
I know I should feel immense shame. It's not cool bad. Or even memorable. Even the masses disliked it! It's rotten as hell and deserves it and I still can't help myself.
I know I should feel immense shame. It's not cool bad. Or even memorable. Even the masses disliked it! It's rotten as hell and deserves it and I still can't help myself.
And what about every single politician, celebrity, and late-night host that Greg Gutfeld "jokes" about every night? Are they "targets," too? Or does it only count if it's a cartoon?
September 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
And what about every single politician, celebrity, and late-night host that Greg Gutfeld "jokes" about every night? Are they "targets," too? Or does it only count if it's a cartoon?
Gleaming the Cube.
August 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Gleaming the Cube.
A film that takes place where you’re from.
April 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A film that takes place where you’re from.
Kristin Villanueva's reaction shots are the hidden MVP of 'The Pitt.'
March 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Kristin Villanueva's reaction shots are the hidden MVP of 'The Pitt.'
Governor Mills killing it.
February 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Governor Mills killing it.
"Hey, Dad, did people really dress like this in the 2020s?"
"No, sweetheart. That man was very rich and powerful before scientists discovered that ketamine, sleep deprivation, and prolonged exposure to social media could cause profound brain damage."
"Oh, bless his heart."
"No, sweetheart. That man was very rich and powerful before scientists discovered that ketamine, sleep deprivation, and prolonged exposure to social media could cause profound brain damage."
"Oh, bless his heart."
February 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Hey, Dad, did people really dress like this in the 2020s?"
"No, sweetheart. That man was very rich and powerful before scientists discovered that ketamine, sleep deprivation, and prolonged exposure to social media could cause profound brain damage."
"Oh, bless his heart."
"No, sweetheart. That man was very rich and powerful before scientists discovered that ketamine, sleep deprivation, and prolonged exposure to social media could cause profound brain damage."
"Oh, bless his heart."
Buncha cops running the joint now.
January 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Buncha cops running the joint now.
Says the guy who is signaling his virtues loud and clear.
January 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Says the guy who is signaling his virtues loud and clear.
It makes the editing magically bad!
December 13, 2024 at 9:00 PM
It makes the editing magically bad!
Self-help-pilled by Books-a-Million. All it's missing is The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.
December 9, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Self-help-pilled by Books-a-Million. All it's missing is The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.
The Free Speech and Second Amendment advocate wants to defund a nonpartisan org charged with protecting the Bill of Rights because it's the biggest obstacle between Trump and authoritarianism.
Also, it's not government funded, you dumb motherfucker.
Also, it's not government funded, you dumb motherfucker.
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
The Free Speech and Second Amendment advocate wants to defund a nonpartisan org charged with protecting the Bill of Rights because it's the biggest obstacle between Trump and authoritarianism.
Also, it's not government funded, you dumb motherfucker.
Also, it's not government funded, you dumb motherfucker.
Taylor Sheridan is a lousy writer.
November 18, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Taylor Sheridan is a lousy writer.
Alexa, what would happen if you combined Steve the Pirate and Patches O'Houlihan from 'Dodgeball'?
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Alexa, what would happen if you combined Steve the Pirate and Patches O'Houlihan from 'Dodgeball'?
This is some real Kevin Spacey in ‘House of Cards’ bullshit. Also, some real Kevin Spacey outside of ‘House of Cards’ bullshit.
November 14, 2024 at 2:05 AM
This is some real Kevin Spacey in ‘House of Cards’ bullshit. Also, some real Kevin Spacey outside of ‘House of Cards’ bullshit.
They were never going to let you sit at their lunch table, Elon. They just wanted you to pay for their lunch.
November 13, 2024 at 6:56 PM
They were never going to let you sit at their lunch table, Elon. They just wanted you to pay for their lunch.
Jesus, Axios. You really should label your sponsored posts.
November 12, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Jesus, Axios. You really should label your sponsored posts.
I also reviewed the Pet Sematary prequel. The algorithm has flattened out movies so much that, while there are fewer great movies, there are also fewer abysmal ones. It felt like a real novelty to watch a movie this bad! www.pajiba.com/film_reviews...
October 9, 2023 at 8:19 PM
I also reviewed the Pet Sematary prequel. The algorithm has flattened out movies so much that, while there are fewer great movies, there are also fewer abysmal ones. It felt like a real novelty to watch a movie this bad! www.pajiba.com/film_reviews...
Logging in to Threads is like getting 5 email forwards from in-laws, three porny spam text messages, and a BOGO coupon from a fast food brand. And the celebs are trying SO hard.
July 6, 2023 at 12:49 PM
Logging in to Threads is like getting 5 email forwards from in-laws, three porny spam text messages, and a BOGO coupon from a fast food brand. And the celebs are trying SO hard.
Threads dead, baby.
July 6, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Threads dead, baby.
Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals.
July 4, 2023 at 1:58 AM
Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals.
'The Idol' goes down as HBO's all-time worst series, and it's not even particularly close.
https://www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/the-idol-goes-down-as-hbos-alltime-worst-series.php
https://www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/the-idol-goes-down-as-hbos-alltime-worst-series.php
July 3, 2023 at 5:02 PM
'The Idol' goes down as HBO's all-time worst series, and it's not even particularly close.
https://www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/the-idol-goes-down-as-hbos-alltime-worst-series.php
https://www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/the-idol-goes-down-as-hbos-alltime-worst-series.php