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Gravy Boat Sailor on the Seas of Fate 🦃
@dustinheron.bsky.social
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...But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!!"
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dustinheron.bsky.social
A giant eyeball looms over a forest road at night. Driving there is a car, the headlights illuminating the tall trees on either side. The eye is labeled "God" and the car "me smelling my fingers after scratching my balls"
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
dustinheron.bsky.social
A bottle of 2025 Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale next to a goblet style glass filled with the delicious red hued nectar Barney Gumble when he almost became an astronaut, an empty glass in his hand, a wild look in his eye, saying "It Begins!"
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
dustinheron.bsky.social
Hank Hill with a completely displeased look, as he is tired of your tedious non sequiturs and inability to focus on actual words and statements like a normal human being.
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
dustinheron.bsky.social
Was thinking along the lines of a Buddha's Hand and rambutan testes
Buddha's hand citrus which looks like a dangling octopus but yellow Rambutan, which is small and round and has a spiny/hairy skin and pale white fruit
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
dustinheron.bsky.social
Biden fist bumping MBS
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
dustinheron.bsky.social
Not again
Shellshocked soldier
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
dustinheron.bsky.social
Don Draper saying that's what the socialism is for
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM