duretti (🗣️ dret-tea) hirpa
@duretti.bsky.social
the snack that smiles back
yep, it caught my eye what can i say
June 25, 2024 at 5:04 AM
yep, it caught my eye what can i say
the last time i said this i almost got chased off the bird site
June 25, 2024 at 4:19 AM
the last time i said this i almost got chased off the bird site
other than scouring the internet there is no update!! a lesson i never learn lol
May 1, 2023 at 6:09 PM
other than scouring the internet there is no update!! a lesson i never learn lol
facts! i was filled with equal parts confusion and jealousy
May 1, 2023 at 5:14 AM
facts! i was filled with equal parts confusion and jealousy
i have been alerted to an instagram account that does missed connections so watch this space
April 30, 2023 at 3:02 AM
i have been alerted to an instagram account that does missed connections so watch this space
we will both do more!! i believe in us
April 29, 2023 at 6:05 PM
we will both do more!! i believe in us
listen, taking it as a win that I was cute and charming around a hot stranger but yes, ETERNAL SHAME
April 29, 2023 at 5:48 PM
listen, taking it as a win that I was cute and charming around a hot stranger but yes, ETERNAL SHAME
if it was fun it would be at least worth the trade! bodies are a nightmare man
April 29, 2023 at 5:32 PM
if it was fun it would be at least worth the trade! bodies are a nightmare man
dang!! hard to stretch out ??? how does one even pull that muscle ??? (don’t answer lmao) maybe you can sit on one of those beastie balls to stretch it out
April 29, 2023 at 5:08 PM
dang!! hard to stretch out ??? how does one even pull that muscle ??? (don’t answer lmao) maybe you can sit on one of those beastie balls to stretch it out
skyline is a good name for it, haven’t heard that yet
what muscles hurt?
what muscles hurt?
April 29, 2023 at 4:00 AM
skyline is a good name for it, haven’t heard that yet
what muscles hurt?
what muscles hurt?
lmaoooooooo I bark laughed fr
April 28, 2023 at 4:57 PM
lmaoooooooo I bark laughed fr
i am trying to benjamin button over here!! looking for literal spit takes when i reveal my true age
April 28, 2023 at 4:27 PM
i am trying to benjamin button over here!! looking for literal spit takes when i reveal my true age
it’s a laser resurfacing thing, and it helps with wrinkles, dark circles and under eye bags - it ablates the top layer of skin
April 28, 2023 at 4:27 PM
it’s a laser resurfacing thing, and it helps with wrinkles, dark circles and under eye bags - it ablates the top layer of skin
lmaooo honestly this would be the start of my villain arc
April 28, 2023 at 4:09 PM
lmaooo honestly this would be the start of my villain arc
yes but what if you’re an adorable husky and the eyebrow makeup does not come off
April 28, 2023 at 2:07 PM
yes but what if you’re an adorable husky and the eyebrow makeup does not come off