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allen
@duosion.bsky.social
hell was full so i come back
not my gay ass logging into a work meeting and seeing someone's camera pop up from another team and my first thought is just "daddy???" 😮‍💨😩
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
i keep reading AuDHD as Gold ADHD and I'm like there's ranks???
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
does anyone else who works from home still hide in the bathroom to escape responsibility
January 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
i wish my every day was Hairy Men 😉
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
hair growth from early 2024 - late 2024 - now
December 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i swear to god a requirement to rent an Escalade is to be a horrible fucking driver
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
passing win: someone doesn't know you're trans so they give you the Homophobic Stare
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
was talking to someone a few weeks back who was like "yeah I've never had a panic attack" and I kinda thought having at least one panic attack was a universal experience
December 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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🐊 𝗡𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗦 🐊
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
>into bears
>not into chubby/obese (their words)

look i can somewhat get what they're looking for here but I'm also terribly confused
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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you know what day it is
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
columbusites only but every time I see that ketamine billboard off 5th and highland I get so confused for a second
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"but you can cuddle for warmth!" the point here is what happens when you aren't cuddling anymore? if you both lie on your side there is a gap where the cold air gets in the bed
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
remind me tomorrow to illustrate why sharing a bed in the colder months sucks
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i feel like i don't see anyone who looks like me celebrated or seen as attractive and don't even get me started on feeling like they are if they're cis lmao
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i don't think people who have never struggled with their weight and feeling like they don't fit the traditionally attractive mold understand how much it fucking sucks and wrecks your self esteem
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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ALL DOGS!

collab with @drewwise.bsky.social

#b3d #MFDOOM
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
bear in the bear costume
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
in falling for advertising news: watching maple leafs game, maple leafs have oreo logo on helmet, helmet is oreo box color
i go buy oreos
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
drunk, tired, needing to pee, and a little sad far from home which is a bad combo
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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gearing up for trick-or-treating 👻🎃
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
one of those nights where a combo of internalized transphobia and discomfort with my weight is doing a number on my ability to have positive thoughts
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM