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Klaus von Hohenloe
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I am the Dungeon Newb's Guide! I teach and talk about TTRPGS!
By day I am a voice actor! You might hear me in video games (Payday 2, Joyville 2, etc...) or on Youtube!
He/Him/? and a proud pansexual dynamo!
Compassion 1st, BLM, free Palestine, all the good
Genuinely no shade to those folks. I've watched a few, they are fun videos (mostly)! I am just in shock at HOW MANY of them I've seen thumbnails for in the last month.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Wanna hear more about collaborative world building, and other games that you might along along-side, or even instead of, mine?

I've got you covered. <3

youtu.be/cyQ-ilqI2eo?...
Your next TTRPG World Should Be... COLLABORATIVE!?
YouTube video by The Dungeon Newb's Guide
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Perhaps I could help with that sometime! :D
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If I was smart, would I have waited to release this video until tomorrow morning? I dunno, maybe. But I'm impatient, and also, maybe this is better? WHO KNOWS!? NOT ME!
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This isn't to say that I don't run gritty, deadly games from time to time, but I rarely seem to land a killing blow. I'm just too much of a softie.

...except when it comes to emotional blows. Then I'm a relentless fucking monster.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I absolutely love these pairing ideas! And I have a great oyster mushroom hookup...

I...I might actually make this for my Eff-Thanksgiving Feast this year! It certainly beats the always mildly disappointing seitan-loaf I never get right 😅
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
And yet...you have me wondering if I could make...a good Sandwich Loaf. A light, tasty affair. Cucumber sandwich layer...a lighter, whipped cream cheese frosting perhaps with more herbs...
a man with long white hair and a beard is saying we have work to do
Alt: Saurumon from Lord of the Rings saying "We have work to do."
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November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Oh yeah, lots of soft textures (though I imagine a clever person would put in some celery, etc).

Like...it be tasty, but, especially in northern MN (the only place I've experience The Loaf) it is just...so much cream cheese and mayo-laden meat "salads." Every bite gets heavier and heavier...
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Honestly, as a vegetarian, I imagine making this with a chickpea salad and a tofu-"egg" salad, and I think it would be good...for like a slice. Then I would look at the rest and think, "Oh no...no I can't eat the rest of this. I'm done. For like...a year."

But then I *would* eat it...and regret it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I worked at a bakery/deli, and when I see pullmans I think of sandwich loafs.

For those not in the know, a sandwich loaf is... a cake, but it's bread with different sandwich slops (chicken salad, ham salad, etc) in between, and cream cheese for frosting. It's horrifying...but good...but awful.
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ok, total tangent, but I'm not having two separate threads about that grimy ghoul...
Do you think he loves McDonald's so much because his name is in it? No, seriously, I'm not joking. That dingdong loves his name like most people love their children. I think that is the actual reason.
I'm tired.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Genuinely, if I was a reporter, I would gladly lose my fucking job, my livelihood, for a chance to raise my hand, have that rancid fastfood napkin point at me, and then say "Hey Dipshit, concerning the situation in the middle-east..."
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM