All of a sudden I'm tempted to peel the paint in a bar bathroom in the shape of Loss, am I a bad person

"I can fix her" I whisper to myself, looking at my ex's underoptimized character sheet in the Pathfinder game I'm GMing

You're in her DMs. I am her DM. Her stats are dogshit, you should date me instead

Next D&D/Pathfinder character I play is gonna be a conjuration wizard who's a booktok girly

Well I doubt my dad will get this so maybe this is the social media where I let all my unhinged shit out lol