Duncan Fox
@duncanfox.bsky.social
I tried failure and I succeeded
Shithole President
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Shithole President
"We want some Downing Street Experience!"
"No, not that kind of experience please, Nadhim."
"No, not that kind of experience please, Nadhim."
Can Nadhim Zahawi bring Downing Street experience to Reform UK?
Can Nadhim Zahawi bring Downing Street experience to Reform UK?
Can Nadhim Zahawi bring Downing Street experience to Reform UK?
www.independent.co.uk
January 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
"We want some Downing Street Experience!"
"No, not that kind of experience please, Nadhim."
"No, not that kind of experience please, Nadhim."
We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
Your Party members have voted to have a COLLECTIVE leadership - so against having a single leader (for now).
So no Corbyn v Sultana leadership race just yet...
Vote was tight - 51.7% in favour
So no Corbyn v Sultana leadership race just yet...
Vote was tight - 51.7% in favour
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting...
Escargone
French farm has €90,000 worth of escargot snails stolen
French farm has €90,000 worth of escargot snails stolen
The break-in was "a real blow", says L'Escargot Des Grands Crus, which was preparing deliveries for the holiday season.
www.bbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Escargone
www.theguardian.com/environment/....
$31bn is not meaningful, says idiot
$31bn is not meaningful, says idiot
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
www.theguardian.com/environment/....
$31bn is not meaningful, says idiot
$31bn is not meaningful, says idiot
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and like and subscribe
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and like and subscribe
Guessing the car was a Portia
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it
Hall's Croft in Stratford-upon-Avon is being assessed for repairs after the incident on Friday.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Guessing the car was a Portia
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Shakespeare family home damaged as car backs into it - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Think he's referring to a Twitter spat between Abu Baijahn and Al Bamia that he might have had something to do with
Trump has difficultly pronouncing "Azerbaijan" while taking credit for ending a war between "Azerbaijan and Albania" (he meant Armenia)
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Think he's referring to a Twitter spat between Abu Baijahn and Al Bamia that he might have had something to do with
Absolute tragedy and all violence is to be condemned. Let's try and take solace in the fact that Charlie Kirk believed that it was worth having some gun deaths every year so that Americans can have the second amendment. RIP you amendment warrior.
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Absolute tragedy and all violence is to be condemned. Let's try and take solace in the fact that Charlie Kirk believed that it was worth having some gun deaths every year so that Americans can have the second amendment. RIP you amendment warrior.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
September 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
BRITAIN IS LOST
MORE ROUNDABOUTS MUST BE PAINTED WITH THE FLAG OF ST GEORGE
HANG MORE FLAGS FROM BRIDGES
ALERT ENDS
ALL IS WELL UNTIL THE NEXT ALERT
@sturdyalex.bsky.social nailed it!
Trump: "We're stopped seven wars, and really the number is actually 10. We're not including a couple."
August 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@sturdyalex.bsky.social nailed it!
I think I can solve this one, you see the President probably has had a hard time understanding our accent. When he heard "The President Of Europe", we had actually called him "The Fanta Führer", which in an English accent, and to an American ear might sound similar. That or he's full of shit.
August 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think I can solve this one, you see the President probably has had a hard time understanding our accent. When he heard "The President Of Europe", we had actually called him "The Fanta Führer", which in an English accent, and to an American ear might sound similar. That or he's full of shit.
I feel like they should have spent 5 more minutes proofreading the sign before sending it to the printers
August 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I feel like they should have spent 5 more minutes proofreading the sign before sending it to the printers
Never really considered hazelnuts as an experience before
August 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Never really considered hazelnuts as an experience before
Is this toilet-scented? Because it sure reads that way....
August 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Is this toilet-scented? Because it sure reads that way....
The first rule of Epstein Files Club is you don't talk about Epstein Files Club
July 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The first rule of Epstein Files Club is you don't talk about Epstein Files Club
We are months away from Trump releasing his Little Red MAGA book and it being compulsory reading
Tammy Bruce: "President Trump has not just the desire to ask for new ideas, he asks for them because he gets them. He knows new ideas are possible. His life is a new idea. The nature of what he's accomplished politically is a new idea."
July 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We are months away from Trump releasing his Little Red MAGA book and it being compulsory reading
This cat looks like it's been through some stuff. Seen on a shipper of pet accessories in Lidl and my feeling is it's seen some stuff go down in the middle aisle that can never be unseen
June 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This cat looks like it's been through some stuff. Seen on a shipper of pet accessories in Lidl and my feeling is it's seen some stuff go down in the middle aisle that can never be unseen
"Basically, we're in war with Iran, but not at war with Iran."
WELKER: Is the United States now at war with Iran?
JD VANCE: No. We're not at war with Iran. We're at war with Iran's nuclear program.
JD VANCE: No. We're not at war with Iran. We're at war with Iran's nuclear program.
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Basically, we're in war with Iran, but not at war with Iran."
If these hard-of-thinking MPs think Keir's had a rough bit of treatment from the right wing media, installing Rayner as leader will surely solve the problem.....
‘Keir’s despised, voters hate him’: MPs plot to make Rayner Labour’s next leader https://trib.al/vEapp1h
'Keir's despised, voters hate him': MPs plot to make Rayner Labour’s next leader
PM safe until general election - but Labour left is on manoeuvres as Reeves's spending splurge fails to reassure
trib.al
June 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
If these hard-of-thinking MPs think Keir's had a rough bit of treatment from the right wing media, installing Rayner as leader will surely solve the problem.....
Add a tariff and ruin a movie
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The Shawshank Redemption Credit
Add a tariff and ruin a movie
Excise through the gift shop
Excise through the gift shop
Add a tariff and ruin a movie
In the Line of Import Duty
In the Line of Import Duty
May 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Add a tariff and ruin a movie
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The Shawshank Redemption Credit
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Corgis went paw-to-paw in the annual Corgi Derby
The contest first launched in 2022 to mark Queen Elizabeth II’s Platinum Jubilee
The contest first launched in 2022 to mark Queen Elizabeth II’s Platinum Jubilee
April 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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