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@dumplingequivalent.bsky.social
30s-ish white transguy from US. Midwestern anime gay + golden retriever househusband.
this is my main and my hazbin sideblog because I have no self restraint.
Icon drawn by @alloplush and used with permission!
this is my main and my hazbin sideblog because I have no self restraint.
Icon drawn by @alloplush and used with permission!
I'm not trying to be difficult - I typed out the URL in the image but this is what I see when I do!
I'm too stupid I don't know what I'm doing wrong 😭
I'm too stupid I don't know what I'm doing wrong 😭
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I'm not trying to be difficult - I typed out the URL in the image but this is what I see when I do!
I'm too stupid I don't know what I'm doing wrong 😭
I'm too stupid I don't know what I'm doing wrong 😭
my first reaction to reading this was "BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME"
not enjoying any of the implications no thank youuu
not enjoying any of the implications no thank youuu
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
my first reaction to reading this was "BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME"
not enjoying any of the implications no thank youuu
not enjoying any of the implications no thank youuu
i don't know what this means but it could be so much worse
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i don't know what this means but it could be so much worse
i literally JUST checked this but when I went to go check some names again, it changed! so I'm adding these guys on.
January 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
i literally JUST checked this but when I went to go check some names again, it changed! so I'm adding these guys on.
These are so fun to do~
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
These are so fun to do~
God that's so fucking awful
need weather communism. i have so much cold to share
need weather communism. i have so much cold to share
January 2, 2026 at 11:18 PM
God that's so fucking awful
need weather communism. i have so much cold to share
need weather communism. i have so much cold to share
I'm turning 32 in a few months, and I've been using the internet since I was 6.
I've seen shit. A lot of shit.
I've seen shit. A lot of shit.
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm turning 32 in a few months, and I've been using the internet since I was 6.
I've seen shit. A lot of shit.
I've seen shit. A lot of shit.
Most of the small little guys in my hoard and my standees and keychains.
I intend to laminate them all so I can hang them up with washi tape without damaging the designs!
I'll list the artists below!
I intend to laminate them all so I can hang them up with washi tape without damaging the designs!
I'll list the artists below!
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Most of the small little guys in my hoard and my standees and keychains.
I intend to laminate them all so I can hang them up with washi tape without damaging the designs!
I'll list the artists below!
I intend to laminate them all so I can hang them up with washi tape without damaging the designs!
I'll list the artists below!
look at this!!!! Look at this shit!!! I don't even think this is half!!!
I started buying hazbin fan art March this year for my birthday, and seeing my fucking guys here makes me just wanna kick my feet and giggle!!
I started buying hazbin fan art March this year for my birthday, and seeing my fucking guys here makes me just wanna kick my feet and giggle!!
December 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
look at this!!!! Look at this shit!!! I don't even think this is half!!!
I started buying hazbin fan art March this year for my birthday, and seeing my fucking guys here makes me just wanna kick my feet and giggle!!
I started buying hazbin fan art March this year for my birthday, and seeing my fucking guys here makes me just wanna kick my feet and giggle!!
Important update it's WORSE
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Important update it's WORSE
ITS TOO FUCKING COLD!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
ITS TOO FUCKING COLD!!!!
He needs to go back to .png jail
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
He needs to go back to .png jail
LMFAO no idea how accurate this is, but it made me choke laughing
Sometimes Google translate is a gift
Sometimes Google translate is a gift
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
LMFAO no idea how accurate this is, but it made me choke laughing
Sometimes Google translate is a gift
Sometimes Google translate is a gift
The moment I saw the Speaker of God, I thought "Oh my god, Dolly Parton?!"
I was SO SURE that when she spoke, I missed the first few lines because I was confused.
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotels2
I was SO SURE that when she spoke, I missed the first few lines because I was confused.
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotels2
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The moment I saw the Speaker of God, I thought "Oh my god, Dolly Parton?!"
I was SO SURE that when she spoke, I missed the first few lines because I was confused.
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotels2
I was SO SURE that when she spoke, I missed the first few lines because I was confused.
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotels2
There's something incredibly beautiful about checking the exchange rate for prices on the @alastorfanbook.bsky.social and getting fucking $69
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
There's something incredibly beautiful about checking the exchange rate for prices on the @alastorfanbook.bsky.social and getting fucking $69
YES YES YES I CAN FINALLY OWN SAMMY MERCH!!!!
October 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
YES YES YES I CAN FINALLY OWN SAMMY MERCH!!!!
i got curious, so I googled it and I was NOT prepared
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i got curious, so I googled it and I was NOT prepared
shitpost brought to you by the beginning of @keelywolfe.bsky.social 's The Late, Late, Way Too Late Show from the #LAHTHNGVBR series
September 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
shitpost brought to you by the beginning of @keelywolfe.bsky.social 's The Late, Late, Way Too Late Show from the #LAHTHNGVBR series
about to lose my goddamn mind, I'm so fucking EXCITED FOR THIS!!! EEEEEE
September 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
about to lose my goddamn mind, I'm so fucking EXCITED FOR THIS!!! EEEEEE
Everyone who reads 'Lucifer and his THNGVBR' say "thank you, @keelywolfe.bsky.social "
#radioapple #LahTHNGVBR #fanficinspired
#radioapple #LahTHNGVBR #fanficinspired
September 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Everyone who reads 'Lucifer and his THNGVBR' say "thank you, @keelywolfe.bsky.social "
#radioapple #LahTHNGVBR #fanficinspired
#radioapple #LahTHNGVBR #fanficinspired
Homage to @keelywolfe.bsky.social 's Sketch Comedy
September 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Homage to @keelywolfe.bsky.social 's Sketch Comedy
@lululamb.bsky.social 's package of stickers just came in and I'm so excited about it!!!
I asked for extras to decorate with and holy SHIT did they deliver!
So CUUUUTE!!!!
I asked for extras to decorate with and holy SHIT did they deliver!
So CUUUUTE!!!!
July 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@lululamb.bsky.social 's package of stickers just came in and I'm so excited about it!!!
I asked for extras to decorate with and holy SHIT did they deliver!
So CUUUUTE!!!!
I asked for extras to decorate with and holy SHIT did they deliver!
So CUUUUTE!!!!
Omg guys my membership card for the Trans Alastor Fan Club just arrived~!!!!
@itsgivingdemon.bsky.social 's lovely work!
@itsgivingdemon.bsky.social 's lovely work!
July 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Omg guys my membership card for the Trans Alastor Fan Club just arrived~!!!!
@itsgivingdemon.bsky.social 's lovely work!
@itsgivingdemon.bsky.social 's lovely work!
