James Milton
@dumbpocalypse.bsky.social
Known mostly on social media as JFormaldehydeM, but everybody tried to pronounce it for some reason
It's official, America has no Dick
November 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's official, America has no Dick
Food for thought for Tesla shareholders. I am currently not in the market for a new car but when I am there is 0% chance that care will be a Tesla. If Musk walks (and takes his investment with him so he makes no more money off it) that goes up to about 60%, 80% if my ability to buy an EV is assured.
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Food for thought for Tesla shareholders. I am currently not in the market for a new car but when I am there is 0% chance that care will be a Tesla. If Musk walks (and takes his investment with him so he makes no more money off it) that goes up to about 60%, 80% if my ability to buy an EV is assured.
To the lovely person who helped me out with my MyGov account, I'm terribly sorry that I hung up on you. In my excitement that you had helped me out I wasn't paying attention and mistook the hangup button for the fingerprint scanner on my phone.
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
To the lovely person who helped me out with my MyGov account, I'm terribly sorry that I hung up on you. In my excitement that you had helped me out I wasn't paying attention and mistook the hangup button for the fingerprint scanner on my phone.
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
My hot take: I can understand alcohol-free alternatives, and mocktails, but I will never, for the life of me, understand decaf. Some alcoholic drinks are delicious and deserve their drug-free counterparts. Caffeinated drinks are disgusting and pointless without their stimulant fix.
September 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My hot take: I can understand alcohol-free alternatives, and mocktails, but I will never, for the life of me, understand decaf. Some alcoholic drinks are delicious and deserve their drug-free counterparts. Caffeinated drinks are disgusting and pointless without their stimulant fix.
Is Melania sprinkling Warfarin onto Donald's McDonald's fries?
August 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Is Melania sprinkling Warfarin onto Donald's McDonald's fries?
By the time the Cross River Rail in Brisbane is completed, the sun will have expanded beyond Venus' orbit and the river will have boiled away
August 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
By the time the Cross River Rail in Brisbane is completed, the sun will have expanded beyond Venus' orbit and the river will have boiled away
When it happens, I hope it's painful
August 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
When it happens, I hope it's painful
In the first Trump administration there was a tweet for everything
In the second Trump administration there is a moment from mid 20th century Germany for everything
In the second Trump administration there is a moment from mid 20th century Germany for everything
July 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
In the first Trump administration there was a tweet for everything
In the second Trump administration there is a moment from mid 20th century Germany for everything
In the second Trump administration there is a moment from mid 20th century Germany for everything
Americans, especially those near the DC area, should look at this picture from Tiananmen square.
No reason.
No reason.
May 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Americans, especially those near the DC area, should look at this picture from Tiananmen square.
No reason.
No reason.
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"Now voters don't think of me as a big loveable softie because the media is biased towards publishing my direct quotes"
Read more: chaser.com.au/national/dut...
Read more: chaser.com.au/national/dut...
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"Now voters don't think of me as a big loveable softie because the media is biased towards publishing my direct quotes"
Read more: chaser.com.au/national/dut...
Read more: chaser.com.au/national/dut...
If nobody's sucking on either a doobie or a dick, I don't want to hear your wah pedal
April 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If nobody's sucking on either a doobie or a dick, I don't want to hear your wah pedal
Just saying, the pope could do the funniest thing tomorrow
April 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Just saying, the pope could do the funniest thing tomorrow
New (joking) conspiracy theory;
The Katy Perry space flight was not fake, but the return was. She's still up there, driving everybody insane with her 5th rendition of David Bowie's Space Oddity as we speak.
The Katy Perry space flight was not fake, but the return was. She's still up there, driving everybody insane with her 5th rendition of David Bowie's Space Oddity as we speak.
April 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
New (joking) conspiracy theory;
The Katy Perry space flight was not fake, but the return was. She's still up there, driving everybody insane with her 5th rendition of David Bowie's Space Oddity as we speak.
The Katy Perry space flight was not fake, but the return was. She's still up there, driving everybody insane with her 5th rendition of David Bowie's Space Oddity as we speak.
I've gotta say, the Hitler timeline is coming along rather rapidly
April 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I've gotta say, the Hitler timeline is coming along rather rapidly
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60 Minutes could find no criminal records for 75% of the Venezuelans the U.S. sent to a notorious mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4clubLP
Trump administration deports gay makeup artist to prison in El Salvador
A gay man with no known criminal record sought asylum in the U.S. He's since become one of 238 Venezuelan migrants deported to a notorious prison in El Salvador by the Trump administration.
cbsn.ws
April 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
60 Minutes could find no criminal records for 75% of the Venezuelans the U.S. sent to a notorious mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4clubLP
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No one should be flying into America. Avoid it at all costs. Change flights if there is a US stop over.
It is not worth it
It is not worth it
April 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
No one should be flying into America. Avoid it at all costs. Change flights if there is a US stop over.
It is not worth it
It is not worth it
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Elons taken a chainsaw to the federal government effecting everything from food safety to bank regulation to cancer research. I hope I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure we’re about to see why it’s cheaper to have regulators rather than to have actual catastrophes.
April 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Elons taken a chainsaw to the federal government effecting everything from food safety to bank regulation to cancer research. I hope I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure we’re about to see why it’s cheaper to have regulators rather than to have actual catastrophes.
Reposted by James Milton
So we’re 75 days into trumps second term, people are protesting everywhere. Markets have had two days of absolutely apocalyptic losses. There are grad students being disappeared and a man with an autism awareness tattoo was sent to a super scary prison in El Salvador. They’ve cut cancer research..
April 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
So we’re 75 days into trumps second term, people are protesting everywhere. Markets have had two days of absolutely apocalyptic losses. There are grad students being disappeared and a man with an autism awareness tattoo was sent to a super scary prison in El Salvador. They’ve cut cancer research..
If Trump were Hitler, and Stephen Miller were clearly Goebbels, I'm calling Elon Musk Ernst Röhm. And if you know your history, ooof!
April 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If Trump were Hitler, and Stephen Miller were clearly Goebbels, I'm calling Elon Musk Ernst Röhm. And if you know your history, ooof!
Seeing shit-takes on Twatter, going to reply, and realising that my account is private specifically to limit interactions is the best form of self-inposed control that I've ever implemented.
March 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Seeing shit-takes on Twatter, going to reply, and realising that my account is private specifically to limit interactions is the best form of self-inposed control that I've ever implemented.
The film most commonly referenced by these far-right loonbags is The Matrix, a film primarily written as an allegory to the transgender experience.
March 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The film most commonly referenced by these far-right loonbags is The Matrix, a film primarily written as an allegory to the transgender experience.
@henryrollins21361.bsky.social Glad to see you on here.
March 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
@henryrollins21361.bsky.social Glad to see you on here.
All I want for Christmas this year is for Elon Musk to lose everything
March 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
All I want for Christmas this year is for Elon Musk to lose everything