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scan of the Solstice: The Quest for the Staff of Demons video game box for the Nintendo entertainment system. an absolutely ripped shirtless wizard has his arms stretched out, standing boldly wearing blue below-knee shorts and tall green boots covering the calf. dude got a purple cap and he is howling in front of a full moon, the wizard's long yellow hair splayed out to the sides but also rising up like it's underwater and also howling with the wizard. he got a long wooden staff where the top looks like a snake's head chomping on a round blue ball, maybe it's some sort of euphemism? in his right hand is a green flask with a round bottom holding a green and yellow liquid, probably some really good shit to get a buff wizard yelling at the moon like this
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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THIS GAME IS STILL 20 BUCKS RETAIL IN THIS ECONOMY AND SOMEHOW COMPLIES WITH THE MONKEY ISLAND RULE EVEN WITHOUT ACCOUNTING FOR INFLATION
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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i know the man to put the p in the ISS
text "mom found the piss drawer" over a photo of a crying kid in a batman muscle costume, next to a nightstand with a kindle fire for kids on top and an open drawer filled with deep amber piss, like the kind you'd expect from a truck stop, and the drawer seems to be half full (if you're a piss optimist) of da pee pee juice
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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how i choose to remember this image
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Spec Ops: The Line load screen with the text, "You are still a good person."
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Tom Holland and Robert Downey Jr. Just Teamed Up for a Brand New Beverage. what the fuck is this dogshit
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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oh no... nononononono NO NO NO NO NO
screenshot of a pokemon which looks kinda like a little girl, where somebody says "she's a very special pokemon. she's apparently three thousand years old!"
October 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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this was an email he could have just deleted instead of sending
"It is concerning that we live in a time when people are unable to express their views, opinions, or disclose information received, correct or otherwise, due to the likelihood of legal action," Mr Pyne said in an email.
September 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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i can translate it extremely poorly and make it more confusing than the untranslated version
June 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Cover of a Little Lulu comic. Lulu is standing in front of a yellow shack with "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" painted on it, and a small hole with three kids looking out. Lulu is pouring a huge amount of gasoline out in front of the shack. Lulu don't take shit from nobody.
June 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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mood
Closeup of Kim Hu's Taskmaster doodles where Taskmaster's face shows disgust. His face is a skull, but the distaste is clearly apparent, as he has mastered skeletal expressions.
June 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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lol
daniel b. kurz's idiot post about the NZ haka in parliament which was absolutely about solving problems in the legislature eating an embarrassing ratio of 480 quotes to 4 likes. only 4 people liked what he had to say, which is like himself, a parachute account, and maybe a random racist or two.
May 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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a normal country
two news headlines next to each other. “DOJ directs prosecutors to seek death penalty for Luigi Mangione” and “Gunman who killed 23 in racist attack at Texas Walmart offered plea deal to avoid death penalty”
April 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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man, i was JUST looking at a pic of the model earlier today and i was wondering “dude, bandai is just giving up on names now huh”

then i saw pics of the model and thought “ok, this new direction is pretty neat”
box art for a gundam model kit for the GQuuuuuuX and that is not a typo The GQuuuuuuX plastic model robot in a pose with a foot up and arm back lookin like it’s skankin towards the camera our pal GQuuuuuuX robot sorta hunching over and hugging its knees; the shape of this gundam is a lot more rounded and a bit stretched out than normal gundam models
December 5, 2024 at 12:16 PM
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ayyyyyy somebody get a beer for torsoless terry!
October 13, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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what about
some sort of robot dinosaur jet lizard thing behind a Van Halen logo
October 12, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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he has a NAME, buddy, and he’d kill a man if it would help you figure out how to do footnotes
a doofy looking computer drawing of a yellowish dog with a red superhero cape and a description that shows his name as Power Pup. He says, “Power on! I’m here to help you at all costs.” and he fucking means it. Owe someone money? He’ll erase them. Need a liver transplant? He’ll make an organ donor. Need a sacrifice for a dark ritual? He will offer you his first born without question. POWER PUP WILL DELIVER THE HELP YOU NEED
October 8, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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HAT NUTS TRICK
September 29, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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September 25, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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awwww yissss time to tattoo this on my balls or something

also i still have 5 invites if someone needs one
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #145,285, duckfarts ‪@duckfarts.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 22, 2023"
September 19, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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it was originally gonna be The Summoning, but hell yeah that got ported/released on Steam recently
September 15, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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What your “no one but me remembers” game?

oh man, it’s gonna be a loooooong list
Street Fighter 2010 The Final Fight game for the NES from Capcom. It has nothing to do with Street Fighter or Final Fight Parsec for the TI99 Everblue 2 for the PS2 Police & Gang, a Bandai LCD game
September 15, 2024 at 1:59 PM