Jail where the snake ties me up? Hell yeah let’s go

>:)

The sign says "$1 apiece" but I am being told that we are changing that from dollars to cents and I should be very afraid

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I appreciate that! I like making people enormous. :)

Wow this blew up!

Luckily so did you

I'm doing what I can for the swelling masses

For you it’s more like

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Thank you! It feels weird to write so much workout a pun or punchline but I’m glad it’s hitting that sensory sweet spot

I’d love that!! I’m nowhere near good enough to teach someone else, BUT that’s a lot more motivation to learn! It’d be fun!!

Having one social circle based on a mutual love of dressing up and putting on little skits isn't enough, I need a social circle based on a mutual love of dressing up and putting on little skits in a slightly different way

It's like being served a sandwich with no bread. I like this meat no matter what, sure, but I'm only gonna eat it with a whole lot of bun. This analogy doesn't make a ton of sense but you're right, it's necessary

They’re perfect killing machines but the only thing they’re killing is my dignity

Well duh, and my job is to break rules!! So there's only one way outta this! And it's one way up and over this! >:D

Oh I need to give Kram a wedgie PRONTO

I ruminate on this because I often feel like I'm "faking" it when I talk about my various desires for contact in other places. I'm truly not much of a cuddler. But I'm just picky! A human forged against me will never prosper, but a toony fursuit I like coming on strong? I will crumble to ash

That's not to say I NEVER want to explore things in person, especially because the times I have were a BLAST. And I want to do more! But I typically default to being a bully or a stagehand because it suits me better, and I usually have tons of fun being around kinks rather than being their target.