Dubya Daily
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Dubya Daily | R. Dubya Slade | Substack
A satirical spin on the day's events. Genuinely fake. Honestly false. Reliably funny. Click to read Dubya Daily, by R. Dubya Slade, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.
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We live in a weird world where weird things happen every day. Read about the weirdest things happening in our weird world at Dubya Daily.*
* The Dubya stands for W, which is the first letter of "World," the weird place where all the weird things happen.
* The Dubya stands for W, which is the first letter of "World," the weird place where all the weird things happen.
“It’s the thrill of a lifetime!”: JD Vance likes being Vice President of the United States of America, but Washington insiders say he enjoys his role as the Pope Assassin even more.
Vance visits Vatican to kill Pope again
VP’s wicked plans thwarted by Pope’s new personal secretary
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May 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“It’s the thrill of a lifetime!”: JD Vance likes being Vice President of the United States of America, but Washington insiders say he enjoys his role as the Pope Assassin even more.
Oh, democracy, you're so fun.
You make this country lots of fun.
Oh, democracy, I'm awfully fond of you.
Boh-boh-boh-di-oh.
You make this country lots of fun.
Oh, democracy, I'm awfully fond of you.
Boh-boh-boh-di-oh.
Focusing on feat of furthering freedom over fascism
This iconic children’s TV show is democracy’s last line of defense
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February 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh, democracy, you're so fun.
You make this country lots of fun.
Oh, democracy, I'm awfully fond of you.
Boh-boh-boh-di-oh.
You make this country lots of fun.
Oh, democracy, I'm awfully fond of you.
Boh-boh-boh-di-oh.
The United States is poised to “take over” this city. According to the President, “this could be so magnificent.”
Find out which city is coming to America in today's Dubya Daily.
Find out which city is coming to America in today's Dubya Daily.
United States to “take over” this city
Trump plans to transform it into the “Copacabana of Brazil”
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February 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The United States is poised to “take over” this city. According to the President, “this could be so magnificent.”
Find out which city is coming to America in today's Dubya Daily.
Find out which city is coming to America in today's Dubya Daily.
Millions of Americans are learning that the best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun.
Man, I feel like a woman
How this Trump executive order made 162 million Americans happy
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January 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Millions of Americans are learning that the best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun.
July 20, 2024, Dubya Daily published its first satirical story about how Democrats wanted to replace Joe Biden with Jimmy Carter as their POTUS nominee. It is an absurd work of fiction rooted in respect for a man the author deeply admires.
Reminder: Carter's state funeral is today at 10:00 EST.
Reminder: Carter's state funeral is today at 10:00 EST.
Some Democrats want THIS U.S. President to win in 2024
Worries about President Joe Biden’s stamina and fitness on the campaign trail continue to grow after news broke Wednesday that the President tested positive for COVID-19. Yesterday, a dozen Democratic...
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January 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
July 20, 2024, Dubya Daily published its first satirical story about how Democrats wanted to replace Joe Biden with Jimmy Carter as their POTUS nominee. It is an absurd work of fiction rooted in respect for a man the author deeply admires.
Reminder: Carter's state funeral is today at 10:00 EST.
Reminder: Carter's state funeral is today at 10:00 EST.
Spike the Hike! Axe the Tax! and Bring it Home, Wayne!
Wayne Gretzky to become Prime Minister of Canada in 2025
Movement to DRAFT WAYNE GRETZKY launched by this surprising politician
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January 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Spike the Hike! Axe the Tax! and Bring it Home, Wayne!
Dubya Daily’s team of expert astrologers reveals what’s in store for us in 2025. It’s not all sunshine, lollipops, and cybertrucks. But in the immortal of words Meat Loaf, “don’t be sad ‘cause two out of three ain’t bad.”
2025 Horoscope
Dubya Daily's team of expert astrologers predict the year ahead
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January 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Dubya Daily’s team of expert astrologers reveals what’s in store for us in 2025. It’s not all sunshine, lollipops, and cybertrucks. But in the immortal of words Meat Loaf, “don’t be sad ‘cause two out of three ain’t bad.”
According to Adrian Dittmann, Taylor Swift wanted to get with Elon Musk, but he turned her down.
“She isn’t Elon’s type. I have better taste in women,” Dittmann said.
“She isn’t Elon’s type. I have better taste in women,” Dittmann said.
Taylor Swift had a blank space, wanted to write Elon Musk’s name
Musk rejects offer to become her, her, her, her lover
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December 30, 2024 at 8:28 PM
According to Adrian Dittmann, Taylor Swift wanted to get with Elon Musk, but he turned her down.
“She isn’t Elon’s type. I have better taste in women,” Dittmann said.
“She isn’t Elon’s type. I have better taste in women,” Dittmann said.
This holiday season, the line "And may all your Christmases be white" is about more than snow for MAGA powerful people all across America.
Dreams of a White Christmas at Mar-A-Lago
Everybody knows Trump and Musk help to make the season bright
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December 27, 2024 at 4:25 PM
This holiday season, the line "And may all your Christmases be white" is about more than snow for MAGA powerful people all across America.
Mattel’s Wicked doll packaging mistake gave children a wicked surprise last weekend.
Children get 'Wicked' surprise from Mattel this holiday season
Dolls pulled from stores after wrong website printed on packaging
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November 16, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Mattel’s Wicked doll packaging mistake gave children a wicked surprise last weekend.
It's the greatest American hero! The second coming of Christ!
The arrival of The Dodo signals the birth of "the golden age of America."
The arrival of The Dodo signals the birth of "the golden age of America."
Extinct no more: The Dodo is back
Species appears in America for the first time
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November 15, 2024 at 9:33 PM
It's the greatest American hero! The second coming of Christ!
The arrival of The Dodo signals the birth of "the golden age of America."
The arrival of The Dodo signals the birth of "the golden age of America."
We live in a weird world where weird things happen every day. Read about the weirdest things happening in our weird world at Dubya Daily.*
* The Dubya stands for W, which is the first letter of "World," the weird place where all the weird things happen.
* The Dubya stands for W, which is the first letter of "World," the weird place where all the weird things happen.
Dubya Daily | R. Dubya Slade | Substack
A satirical spin on the day's events. Genuinely fake. Honestly false. Reliably funny. Click to read Dubya Daily, by R. Dubya Slade, a Substack publication. Launched 4 months ago.
dubyadaily.substack.com
November 15, 2024 at 7:17 PM
We live in a weird world where weird things happen every day. Read about the weirdest things happening in our weird world at Dubya Daily.*
* The Dubya stands for W, which is the first letter of "World," the weird place where all the weird things happen.
* The Dubya stands for W, which is the first letter of "World," the weird place where all the weird things happen.