Thorton Rides Bikes
@drthorton8.bsky.social
Trans cyclist
Utah based
He/him
Bike punk forever
Self identified menace
Utah based
He/him
Bike punk forever
Self identified menace
Pinned
no one talks about how hard it is to be the coolest most interesting cyclist on the road and nobody even knows it
Rate my survival kit for the two 12 hr car rides with my mormon parents and 3 little siblings I have ahead of me this Thanksgiving.
(internet I am 21 nothing was purchased illegally)
(internet I am 21 nothing was purchased illegally)
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Rate my survival kit for the two 12 hr car rides with my mormon parents and 3 little siblings I have ahead of me this Thanksgiving.
(internet I am 21 nothing was purchased illegally)
(internet I am 21 nothing was purchased illegally)
cis men, please. stop scrolling for 15 minutes in the only stall in the bar bathroom. My trans guy ass gotta PISS
October 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
cis men, please. stop scrolling for 15 minutes in the only stall in the bar bathroom. My trans guy ass gotta PISS
it will never cease to amaze and baffle me how shocked and impressed middle aged white women are every time I bike 2 miles to get somewhere. Work event? I'm so driven guys. Potluck? Unbelievable. Drm appt? I'm super fit. We are so dependent on cars its impressive to move for 15 minutes. I...I can't
October 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
it will never cease to amaze and baffle me how shocked and impressed middle aged white women are every time I bike 2 miles to get somewhere. Work event? I'm so driven guys. Potluck? Unbelievable. Drm appt? I'm super fit. We are so dependent on cars its impressive to move for 15 minutes. I...I can't
very few people know this but if you just submit yourself entierly to your company and your boss then you will still be exploited
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
very few people know this but if you just submit yourself entierly to your company and your boss then you will still be exploited
me: scrolling quietly, content
me: hits geek bar
me: no longer content
me: hits geek bar
me: no longer content
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
me: scrolling quietly, content
me: hits geek bar
me: no longer content
me: hits geek bar
me: no longer content
I dont care about Charlie Kirk. I dont. Before 9/10 all I knew about him was he was an annoying right wing debate me bro with a creepy smile who didn't think Palestine was real for some reason and now I have people I havent talked to since highschool wanting me to be sad he got shot.
September 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I dont care about Charlie Kirk. I dont. Before 9/10 all I knew about him was he was an annoying right wing debate me bro with a creepy smile who didn't think Palestine was real for some reason and now I have people I havent talked to since highschool wanting me to be sad he got shot.
Spider from yesterday has disappeared. I'm choosing to be optimistic that it went and found a safe comfortable place to spin its beautiful webs.
September 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Spider from yesterday has disappeared. I'm choosing to be optimistic that it went and found a safe comfortable place to spin its beautiful webs.
putting all of my emotional stability cards on whether a random spider I tried to save lives or not.
Update coming tomorrow on whether I'm emotionally destroyed or not
Update coming tomorrow on whether I'm emotionally destroyed or not
September 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
putting all of my emotional stability cards on whether a random spider I tried to save lives or not.
Update coming tomorrow on whether I'm emotionally destroyed or not
Update coming tomorrow on whether I'm emotionally destroyed or not
i support my local library by routinely forgetting to return my books on time but diligently paying the fines every time.
This does not support my wallet but I do not learn
This does not support my wallet but I do not learn
September 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i support my local library by routinely forgetting to return my books on time but diligently paying the fines every time.
This does not support my wallet but I do not learn
This does not support my wallet but I do not learn
no one talks about how hard it is to be the coolest most interesting cyclist on the road and nobody even knows it
August 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
no one talks about how hard it is to be the coolest most interesting cyclist on the road and nobody even knows it
June Henry I love you so much how do your songs always speak to every part of what I'm feeling are you magic (thanks)
August 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
June Henry I love you so much how do your songs always speak to every part of what I'm feeling are you magic (thanks)
My heart goes out to all trans men celebrating their birthday today on international womens day
March 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My heart goes out to all trans men celebrating their birthday today on international womens day
sits down
opens steam
scrolls through library
sighs
opens fallout 4 again
opens steam
scrolls through library
sighs
opens fallout 4 again
March 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
sits down
opens steam
scrolls through library
sighs
opens fallout 4 again
opens steam
scrolls through library
sighs
opens fallout 4 again
Desk job is killing me slowly
February 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Desk job is killing me slowly
panniers my lovely, how i adore you
January 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
panniers my lovely, how i adore you
Good number of the week for Utah: 134
Bad number of the week for Utah: 269
Bad number of the week for Utah: 269
January 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Good number of the week for Utah: 134
Bad number of the week for Utah: 269
Bad number of the week for Utah: 269
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This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.
January 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.
I don't know any illegal immigrants or birthright citizens and neither do you right...right. Thats right
January 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I don't know any illegal immigrants or birthright citizens and neither do you right...right. Thats right
feels like we just lost irl secret hitler
January 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
feels like we just lost irl secret hitler
Welcome to the 47th Presidential Term! Please make sure all personal belongings and loose clothing items are stored safely. Please check your harness to ensure it is fastened correctly. Remember to keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle for the duration of the ride. Thank you and enjoy the ride!
January 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Welcome to the 47th Presidential Term! Please make sure all personal belongings and loose clothing items are stored safely. Please check your harness to ensure it is fastened correctly. Remember to keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle for the duration of the ride. Thank you and enjoy the ride!
Wanted to let you all know that this past Thursday marked my one year car free. It's been a wild ride, and one that a year ago, I never would have imagined I'd be this grateful for. Heres to another year and maybe many more; 🍻
Cheers!
Cheers!
January 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wanted to let you all know that this past Thursday marked my one year car free. It's been a wild ride, and one that a year ago, I never would have imagined I'd be this grateful for. Heres to another year and maybe many more; 🍻
Cheers!
Cheers!
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January 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Rate this lock job
January 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Rate this lock job
I need to get just one (1) raunchy mug to keep in my apartment just for special occasions
January 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I need to get just one (1) raunchy mug to keep in my apartment just for special occasions