Dr Secksy
@drsecksy.bsky.social
Sexy the same way a kazoo is a musical instrument
I hope Starbuck put a cigar out in his eyesocket after that
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I hope Starbuck put a cigar out in his eyesocket after that
Inaccurate, musk can't talk to a woman without threatening to inseminate them
December 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Inaccurate, musk can't talk to a woman without threatening to inseminate them
Chucky Kuck? Isn't that the guy from the song? He's always on fire or something I hear
December 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Chucky Kuck? Isn't that the guy from the song? He's always on fire or something I hear
See this is what happens when you turn on the monochrome filter IRL
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
See this is what happens when you turn on the monochrome filter IRL
True but being extremely racist against Reddit is still always morally correct
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
True but being extremely racist against Reddit is still always morally correct
It is always morally correct to hate and mock Gamers (tm)
December 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It is always morally correct to hate and mock Gamers (tm)
Fuck you Elon, our culture is not your costume
December 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Fuck you Elon, our culture is not your costume
MFW when modern news media only exists to manufacture consent for the end stage capitalism suicide cult
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
MFW when modern news media only exists to manufacture consent for the end stage capitalism suicide cult
ICE is a terrorist kidnapping and human trafficking gang and when Nuremberg 2 happens they should be regarded as such.
Picture unrelated.
Picture unrelated.
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
ICE is a terrorist kidnapping and human trafficking gang and when Nuremberg 2 happens they should be regarded as such.
Picture unrelated.
Picture unrelated.
ICE is a terrorist, kidnapping and human trafficking organisation. Once Nuremberg Two kicks off, every member must be regarded as such.
Picture unrelated.
Picture unrelated.
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
ICE is a terrorist, kidnapping and human trafficking organisation. Once Nuremberg Two kicks off, every member must be regarded as such.
Picture unrelated.
Picture unrelated.
I wish everyone proposing this a Very Merry Infected Haemorrhoid.
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I wish everyone proposing this a Very Merry Infected Haemorrhoid.
It truly is a frightful burden to be right about everything all time.
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
It truly is a frightful burden to be right about everything all time.
Those are sex toys and I will not be hearing arguments to the contrary
December 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Those are sex toys and I will not be hearing arguments to the contrary
I think that if your car has no proper muffler and you peel off from a set of lights the drive shaft should explode and fill your rectum with white-hot shrapnel
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I think that if your car has no proper muffler and you peel off from a set of lights the drive shaft should explode and fill your rectum with white-hot shrapnel
At least you know it can't be Yaoi (hands too small)
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
At least you know it can't be Yaoi (hands too small)
Zero tolerance for any AI Slop technologies. No edge-cases, it is a poisonous technology that only makes the worse.
Not a coincidence it is beloved by unfuckable fascist failbros and people who couldn't pass a Turing test.
Not a coincidence it is beloved by unfuckable fascist failbros and people who couldn't pass a Turing test.
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Zero tolerance for any AI Slop technologies. No edge-cases, it is a poisonous technology that only makes the worse.
Not a coincidence it is beloved by unfuckable fascist failbros and people who couldn't pass a Turing test.
Not a coincidence it is beloved by unfuckable fascist failbros and people who couldn't pass a Turing test.
He died as he lived
Tittily
Tittily
December 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
He died as he lived
Tittily
Tittily
She shot a puppy, failed to kill it with the first bullet, then shot it again. Actual skinwalking demon.
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 AM
She shot a puppy, failed to kill it with the first bullet, then shot it again. Actual skinwalking demon.
Well he IS the Throat Goat
December 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Well he IS the Throat Goat
How to tell me you're a One Pump Chump without telling me you're a One Pump Chump
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How to tell me you're a One Pump Chump without telling me you're a One Pump Chump
Gods forbid a woman have hobbies
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Gods forbid a woman have hobbies
Hey I wonder if game devs didn't have Ideas Guy (tm) CEOs demanding the project pivots to [INSERT CURRENT TREND THAT IS FASHIONABLE BUT WILL BE OBSOLETE BY TIME OF PUBLICATION] every six months games could be developed in half the time and a fraction of the cost,
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hey I wonder if game devs didn't have Ideas Guy (tm) CEOs demanding the project pivots to [INSERT CURRENT TREND THAT IS FASHIONABLE BUT WILL BE OBSOLETE BY TIME OF PUBLICATION] every six months games could be developed in half the time and a fraction of the cost,
He is 123 years old in Anime Years
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
He is 123 years old in Anime Years
Nah, where else would techbro CEOs get their apocalyptically bad ideas? They lack object permanence, let alone creativity
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Nah, where else would techbro CEOs get their apocalyptically bad ideas? They lack object permanence, let alone creativity