Dr. Ruth Tomato
@drruthtomato.bsky.social
Cry havoc and let loose the hairs of gray. Post.News expat. Not a real doctor or tomato. Cooking, travel, dogs…🎵these are a few of my favorite things🎵.
Bet they spent the next hour hearing about Arnold Palmer’s junk. Then they put grampy to bed.
December 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Bet they spent the next hour hearing about Arnold Palmer’s junk. Then they put grampy to bed.
Outer Banks homes on the sound.
#WaterWednesday
#WaterWednesday
December 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Outer Banks homes on the sound.
#WaterWednesday
#WaterWednesday
Ah so there is Mike Johnson’s “new victim”.
So, the head of this Supreme Court is protecting himself from the Epstein Files coming out.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ah so there is Mike Johnson’s “new victim”.
Have you ever tried to administer IV antibiotics to your husband through a picc line while he watches Georgia wipe the floor with Alabama on championship weekend? No? Then you ain’t living.
#CFB
#CFB
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Have you ever tried to administer IV antibiotics to your husband through a picc line while he watches Georgia wipe the floor with Alabama on championship weekend? No? Then you ain’t living.
#CFB
#CFB
@pelzerb.bsky.social Happy Holidays and Tucker will keep an eye out for you.
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
@pelzerb.bsky.social Happy Holidays and Tucker will keep an eye out for you.
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Clearly I lived a remarkable life if my death was at the hands of this glorious stand mixer with a wooden bowl. Death by delicious misadventure.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Clearly I lived a remarkable life if my death was at the hands of this glorious stand mixer with a wooden bowl. Death by delicious misadventure.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You’ve just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Clearly I lived a remarkable life if my death was at the hands of this glorious stand mixer with a wooden bowl. Death by delicious misadventure.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Clearly I lived a remarkable life if my death was at the hands of this glorious stand mixer with a wooden bowl. Death by delicious misadventure.
Happy Thanksgiving all. I am spending this holiday at the hospital with Mr. Tomato. Enjoy an oven-cam pic of a previous year’s bird.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving all. I am spending this holiday at the hospital with Mr. Tomato. Enjoy an oven-cam pic of a previous year’s bird.
Her reversal took two minutes in a single interview, not two days.
Some people are just endlessly evil. People who harass victims of school shootings would have to become nuns and wash feet for decades to earn forgiveness.
Some people are just endlessly evil. People who harass victims of school shootings would have to become nuns and wash feet for decades to earn forgiveness.
bro stop being such a wannabe pick me and just vote to release the files, thats literally all she agrees with you on, she'll be back claiming jewish lasers made her gay by Wednesday
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Her reversal took two minutes in a single interview, not two days.
Some people are just endlessly evil. People who harass victims of school shootings would have to become nuns and wash feet for decades to earn forgiveness.
Some people are just endlessly evil. People who harass victims of school shootings would have to become nuns and wash feet for decades to earn forgiveness.
Prepared this yesterday and cooked it today. The gravy is so magnificent that I’m freezing it in an ice cube tray for later consumption. 🧑🍳💋
using this as an excuse to shout out the turkey porchetta, which is imo the ideal turkey dish for thanksgiving
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Prepared this yesterday and cooked it today. The gravy is so magnificent that I’m freezing it in an ice cube tray for later consumption. 🧑🍳💋
Went to healthcare.gov today to renew my insurance. Current year $450. New rate $956. Guess I’m going to play Russian roulette next year and forego coverage.
Are we great yet?
Are we great yet?
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Went to healthcare.gov today to renew my insurance. Current year $450. New rate $956. Guess I’m going to play Russian roulette next year and forego coverage.
Are we great yet?
Are we great yet?
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
Reposted by Dr. Ruth Tomato
Attn Black people, stop scrolling.
This is not a drill: Chicago
This is not a drill: Chicago
October 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Attn Black people, stop scrolling.
This is not a drill: Chicago
This is not a drill: Chicago
Cooking folks, what are your favorite recipe sites? I like Sally’s Baking Addiction (especially for crab cakes), Dinner at the Zoo and Spend With Pennies. For BBQ I enjoy AmazingRibs.
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October 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Cooking folks, what are your favorite recipe sites? I like Sally’s Baking Addiction (especially for crab cakes), Dinner at the Zoo and Spend With Pennies. For BBQ I enjoy AmazingRibs.
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What would you like to see?
In Project 2029 I want a comprehensive plan for transitioning to nationalized healthcare including timelines, sample deductions on a weekly/biweekly basis for an average American paycheck versus what we pay now, and a schedule to convert all current healthcare company offices to low income housing.
October 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What would you like to see?
In Project 2029 I want a comprehensive plan for transitioning to nationalized healthcare including timelines, sample deductions on a weekly/biweekly basis for an average American paycheck versus what we pay now, and a schedule to convert all current healthcare company offices to low income housing.
October 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
In Project 2029 I want a comprehensive plan for transitioning to nationalized healthcare including timelines, sample deductions on a weekly/biweekly basis for an average American paycheck versus what we pay now, and a schedule to convert all current healthcare company offices to low income housing.
10/10
AND MOVIES ARE MADE EVERYWHERE, YOU ASSHOLE.
THAT’S WHAT “ON LOCATION” MEANS.
Jesus fucking Christ, just drop dead already, you festering boil on the ass of the woman in room # 237.
THAT’S WHAT “ON LOCATION” MEANS.
Jesus fucking Christ, just drop dead already, you festering boil on the ass of the woman in room # 237.
September 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
10/10
Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture…
September 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Quote this with your reaction to getting left behind during the rapture…
Very cool. Thank you Scott. See Scott’s post for link. 😉
September 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Very cool. Thank you Scott. See Scott’s post for link. 😉
Could one or both of you help boost this beauty? She needs a megaphone and a paw up. 🐾
@15outof10.org @weratedogs.com
@15outof10.org @weratedogs.com
September 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Could one or both of you help boost this beauty? She needs a megaphone and a paw up. 🐾
@15outof10.org @weratedogs.com
@15outof10.org @weratedogs.com
They let it. Fuck ABC/Disney and every weak kneed, taint licking, let-me-babybird-you-that-filet-mignon soggy twatwaffle who had anything to do with recent events.
Are we fucking great yet? Have we had enough yet?
Are we fucking great yet? Have we had enough yet?
Quick point. Trump cannot silence you, period. He doesn’t have the means or the tools, and if he did he would be too weak to use them. This is a bluff.
It only works if you let it.
It only works if you let it.
September 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
They let it. Fuck ABC/Disney and every weak kneed, taint licking, let-me-babybird-you-that-filet-mignon soggy twatwaffle who had anything to do with recent events.
Are we fucking great yet? Have we had enough yet?
Are we fucking great yet? Have we had enough yet?
Reposted by Dr. Ruth Tomato
So, if everyone in the press corps thinking that it's great that Colbert won an Emmy for having a backbone, then why not try for a Pulitzer by emulating him?
September 15, 2025 at 10:17 AM
So, if everyone in the press corps thinking that it's great that Colbert won an Emmy for having a backbone, then why not try for a Pulitzer by emulating him?
September 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The Horned Frogs trounced the horny frog. Welcome back college football.
September 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The Horned Frogs trounced the horny frog. Welcome back college football.