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Yeah. But this one has killed ~1.5M Americans the past 4 years.
That’s like saying we should consider a 12 inch step equivalent to a 500 ft cliff.
They are both cliffs. Yes.
That’s like saying we should consider a 12 inch step equivalent to a 500 ft cliff.
They are both cliffs. Yes.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Yeah. But this one has killed ~1.5M Americans the past 4 years.
That’s like saying we should consider a 12 inch step equivalent to a 500 ft cliff.
They are both cliffs. Yes.
That’s like saying we should consider a 12 inch step equivalent to a 500 ft cliff.
They are both cliffs. Yes.
We all know men who spend all their waking hours working to get a tiny white white ball into a tiny hole surrounded by grass should be considered our modern day philosophers, and listened to assiduously.
December 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We all know men who spend all their waking hours working to get a tiny white white ball into a tiny hole surrounded by grass should be considered our modern day philosophers, and listened to assiduously.
ChatGPT says zero. But I say planet earth is blue, and there’s nothing i can do.
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
ChatGPT says zero. But I say planet earth is blue, and there’s nothing i can do.
Thank goodness our elected political leaders uniformly have superior intellects, and reasoning abilities.
We’re in great hands.
We’re in great hands.
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Thank goodness our elected political leaders uniformly have superior intellects, and reasoning abilities.
We’re in great hands.
We’re in great hands.
Zero. No, less than zero.
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Zero. No, less than zero.
He certainly was
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He certainly was
The craziness continues, somewhat unabated
December 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The craziness continues, somewhat unabated
The stupid attacks continue
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The stupid attacks continue
The attacks continue
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The attacks continue
Fauci for PRESIDENT
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Fauci for PRESIDENT
The Fauci attacks continue, unfounded
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Fauci attacks continue, unfounded
Fauci for President
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fauci for President
The attacks continue
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The attacks continue
"I'm curious, George. Have you seen the man in the yellow hat?"
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"I'm curious, George. Have you seen the man in the yellow hat?"
Rand renews attacks on Fauci
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Rand renews attacks on Fauci
Senator Rand renews attacks
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Senator Rand renews attacks
It's a crazy world
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It's a crazy world
He's complicated
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
He's complicated
Good to see he has recovered
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Good to see he has recovered
It's good to see his face again
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It's good to see his face again