I'm hoping the daughter can't remember his first name either, and Alan will begin the funeral service, "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our respects to village stalwart, [nervous cough, scrapping of chairs, flatulence, etc.) MISTER Mulligan. Who can forget him, eh?"

It has been great for our youngest cat. It's paid for expensive cardiology scans and ongoing medication, but there is an exclusion on preexisting conditions.

George (with a sharpened toothbrush) to Adam. #TheArchers

Ditto. I like choral evensong as well.

I thought Jim sounded very old, a very sad development.

Only one "s" in Grasmere.

I know I'm being a pedant, but I'm 59, it's allowed at my age. 🤪

Better than Felpersham!!? Does such an institution exist?? #TheArchers

Top Jakob content tonight.

Plus, Ben setting up his mum with his sister's girlfriend.

You suffer for all of us. Glad to hear you're back on TMS next week.

Indeed.

How's the sh*tberg? I somewhat regretted my podcast choice when making breakfast the other morning.

In fairness to the lad, he did try to get out a lot sooner.

I can think of something worse. A cruise with Justin. ##TheArchers

Helen: "You're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you?"

PS. Can't Clarrie have a retirement? She's 71 in May.

Rex and Kirsty, this wouldn't have happened if we'd got the beavers. #TheArchers

I preferred their earlier stuff, you know, before they sold out and played Felpersham Arts Centre.

I was possibly 17 when PC&L was originally released. Inexplicably, I'd given away my original copy of it when I was in my post-PhD move every 12-months phase of my life.

Leftfield gig sounds fun.

I saw Mogwai at ULU Malet St, and I did wonder if that was the gig that was finally going to induce some sort of fit.

GSYBE louder?

I think it was my favourite of theirs. Always liked the initial mini LP with Helicon 2 on it. But the last few months, I've been listening to CODY more.

I do love Mogwai fears Satan, though.