A while ago I realized that I couldn't keep up with every figure in entertainment or the Internet and I'm fine with that. The kids today are all big fans of Shtorgy McFartleBlaster? That's nice, don't care.

Or "Little Big Man" in space

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos".

My favorite is "I'm opposed to the new apartment building because it will increase homelessness". Astounding.

Yeah, after Trump's first election I found it hard to believe the people who said they voted for both Trump and Obama. But I realized later that they probably just voted for whoever had the best stage presence.

"The teachah said she never saw plus tables like that, plus tables like you couldn't believe. Best plus table evah." (He got 53%.)

TBF he did the same thing in his first term, so he's holding steady in his delusions!

For that matter I suspect any test since his childhood he describes as proving what a genius he is. He started the practice when he was eight and never stopped.

Counterpoint: keep today's computers, but wind back to 1975 levels of computer nerds. (Weed, Dr Who, and actual tech interest, as opposed to today, which is ketamine, pretending to like Dr Who for some kind of cred, and actually being finance guys larping as tech enthusiasts).

That's exactly who came to mind for me too, which demonstrates what a perfect description it is (if that's whom she meant).

I feel like the mistake we've all made in the last 20 years was when these guys stamped their feet and pouted and said "it's not all about ME!" we didn't laugh at them hard enough.

"I cannot tell a lie: Joe Biden did it."

They do but it costs more so they're not going to install it in non-executive offices.

I think you're being optimistic if you think they want us to work the computers. What they want is a pool of organ donors. Longevity hacking!