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EJG
@drobnox.bsky.social
Punk Hippie code monkey, in search of Slack. Unix Greybeard, soft-hearted, soft-headed, lover of paradox, puns, contradiction, zaniness, and truly odd and serendipitous things.

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Motto: “I had one grunch but the eggplant over there”. -Clayton Slope
Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025
December 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
“My leg was right out in the middle of the street. I remember lying in the gutter and bleeding and shit, staring at my leg, right next to a beer can. And I remember thinking, that's my leg... I wonder if there's any beer in that can.”
Name your fav film quote.
December 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
image.tmdb.org/t/p/original... the #1 film when you were ten will be your 2026
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Testing server-rendered HTML:
Make a request, look at the result.

Testing React et al:
Make a request.
Receive HTML.
Ignore it!
It also contains a string.
The string is attached to a bird
The bird speaks latin
Find an antiquities professor
He can distract the bird
While you build a fake browser
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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April 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We’ve been binging M•A•S•H reruns, and I had a flash realization that Hegseth is Colonel Flagg!
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia.

1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.

2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.

3. Russia pays everyone for everything.

4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Uniracers
Besides Mega Man, name an NES game.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
youtu.be/4Zbnvh6I4k4?...

I’m a cold Italian pizza I could use a lemon squeezer
November 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me as your bsky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
So, my dad used to drink freeze dried microwave coffee every day. Coffee in, I ask what’s what.

“I like good coffee, and I also like this. I just measure the goodness across different axes.”
It’s great to be the son of a math teacher
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I tag my AI art with #aiart, because frictionless filtering

I use the prompt

“The world under the overworld, and the world above the one below it. Oligarchy” a lot because it always surprises me
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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So we are finally protesting the right people.

This is outside of the Heritage Foundation.
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Roxy Music For Uput Pleasure

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November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I find myself listening to a lot of Jeff Beck lately

youtube.com/watch?v=u6jH...
Freeway Jam
YouTube video by Jeff Beck - Topic
youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Invader Zim and The Expanse and UFO
Name movie or tv universes that aren’t connected but should be.
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Fill in the blank “It’s Punk Rock Time ____________________”
November 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM