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Daniel Roberts
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FKA IronMikeGallego. I once wrote a few things you might’ve read but then I had kids. Cancer-hater. Gold Star Family. Recovering A’s fan. Combat sports wunderkind. Anti-Stratfordian. Lawyer.
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Shyne Po!
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Man, I can only imagine how some floppy drives were defiled back in the day.
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
(Just trying to help here, buddy. And I have a serious gambling problem, so grain of salt and all)
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
1. In fact, you’d be a fool not to go.
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
You’re a professor of medicine at UCSF, so I’m going to defer to your opinion, but my brother definitely had an IV there in the later stages of chemotherapy. And as I recall, that was because all the better spots had been repeatedly tapped and were thus unavailable, couldn’t that be true of Trump?
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Is it stupidity or is it having the worst calibrated “read the room” thermometer in human history? Or both?
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I remember when I was over there, Netanyahu slipped & fell during a naval photo op & had to be caught by a sailor. Super embarrassing, caught in great photos which ran on the front page of every newspaper in the country: except Israel Hayom. Anyway here's the photo!
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Every time I reach a point where I’d like to give her a bit of credit, she pulls some shit like this. I guess the tell should have been staying with the guy who put his campaign on hold so he could proudly preside over the execution of a developmentally disabled man. These fucking people, man.
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I don’t have TikTok but if there is a link to said banging parody…
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fiona and I need no one’s pity, Julie.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Nothing, huh?

I’ve never been so insulted in all my life.
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Also, why would I want a nursing assistant by my side? Am I in constant need of medical care in this hypothetical scenario? Am I supposed to be so excited to have an actual girl talking to me that I ignore that she’s only talking to me to figure out the dose I need administered?
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
But they never say “so good”? Are you supposed to have mentally answered “so good” and then mentally replaced the S in your hypothetical mental answered with an N?

I’m not saying this isn’t the solution. I’m just saying it is giving me a migraine thinking about it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
By your nide, dude. Imagine her, by your nide.
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I took a second Adderall just to try and process this and it’s powerless.
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You’re 40 years too late, brother
December 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Roth, I am just so impressed you’re able to write about this without yeeting your laptop into a volcano. Just thinking about it infuriates me so much I can’t event finish this sen
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Umm, did he just inadvertently admit to issuing illegal orders?
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Thank you!
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM