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Dr. Murderbritches 🐺
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Come for the dogs, coffee & KC Current. Stay for the shit stirring.
Sociologist. Feminist. Sort of queer. Trying my best to be anti-racist.
she/her
Miss Diamond, who most likely lived outside full-time before being dumped with her puppies, is not built for cold. I put two coats on her this morning, which was enough for all three dogs to pee.

I see a Canada Pooch purchase in our near future.

She's an inside dog now & she's worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Halloween from my herd to yours!
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
A Tale of Two Pitties: Pup Cup Day
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A Tale of Two Pitties: Thunder at the Dog Park
Diamond: "Please protect me from the thunder."
Wade: "Let's get the f*ck out of here!"
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just bc I can't wear a team shirt to work, doesn't mean I can't support the team!
❤️Teal & red jewelry
❤️Red lipstick
❤️Teal & glittery red eyeliner
❤️Teal capris
❤️Red socks

#Tealtown #KCBany #KCCurrent #woso #NWSL
September 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So far, tweet-tweet-scared-wing-flappin' backyard birds. She hasn't met any confident, loquacious, & VERY friendly birds of any kind yet, but she is very interested in the goings on of the former.
September 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Since I can't wear a Current T-shirt at work, I made myself some game-day jewelry. #KCBaby #NWSL #KansasCityCurrent
September 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Yeah, yeah ... A bunch of teams played yesterday, and a couple even played Thursday. But in this household, college football started today. #PLAC
September 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I went to the new bookstore in town & saw this. As someone who grew up in Hannibal, loves many of Mark Twain's works, and has taught from Asim's book "The N Word," I was thrilled to find this in the youth section.
August 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Diamond went to daycare for the first time ever today. She was pretty sure she wasn't supposed to stay behind with those people, even though Wade never looked back when Lisa took his leash. She must have gotten the hang of it quickly, because she was smiling in every photo they sent.
August 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness
August 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I love watching Wade walk.
July 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hey, Sky Friends, especially those of you who are Pittie People...

Miss Diamond is very, very sick. My vet suspects parvo even though the first test was negative. In all her treatments for everything else, the clinic the rescue uses overlooked vaccinating her.
June 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Wade & I are not sad about not having tix for this match. It looks hotter than the hubs of hell on that pitch! #TealTown #KCBaby #woso #NWSL
June 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We became Miss Diamond's furever home this afternoon!
June 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It took a couple of tries along with close attention to the weather radar, but the House Hippos & Miss Fluffy Butt (not pictured) are emptied out. We are now ready for a rainy/stormy morning.
June 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
There are no kings in America except King Friday.
June 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Diamond has been with us since February. It made sense to be crazy nervous about bringing her into the pack then because...
-She was our first foster, even though we planned to adopt.
-As a foster, we were under scrutiny from the rescue.
-Wade is an overprotective ass when it comes to me.
June 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Toes for Lo'eau
June 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Diamond loves this bolster pillow. #fosterdog
June 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Miss Diamond had a rough day. She had to be sedated for her second heartworm shot. She gets her third (& final) shot tomorrow. We assume she will have to be sedated again. 🥺

At least her daddy will be the one to rescue her tomorrow.
May 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Wade got leied in class.
Georgie is waiting for her pup cup.
Diamond says she wants to go for a ride.

Regarding Diamond, who is a foster... When I brought her home two months ago, she wouldn't get into the car voluntarily. Now she hops right in. She didn't believe I was just getting my phone.
May 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Wade is pooped, but still dressed appropriately for the game. #KCBaby #KCCurrent #TealTown #woso #NWSL
May 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wade says this game is much too late. ##KCBaby #KCCurrent #NESL #woso
May 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Wade definitely needs a Current bandana. #KCBaby #woso #NWSL
April 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM