1980s: “We think this heavy metal group is hiding garbled messages backward in their music. Better convene a congressional hearing.”

2020s: “This company’s chatbot is straight up encouraging teens to off themselves. We better give them billions of taxpayer dollars.”

Different - Damn you autocorrect.

And they wonder why people think they’re just a difference cheek of the same arsehole.

Maybe I’ll be popular too if I just spit in the face of the only people who’ve ever actually treated me like a person.

Not so loud, you’ll alert the sugar police.

Could be worse: URP4RT34

I’d like to think a fair (or at least much fairer) tax system is possible, just not without doing the one thing they’ll never do and starting from scratch.

I missed a ‘the’ typing that, woe is me.