Matt Gordon (He/Him, mostly) ✡️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@drmattyg.com
No longer who the Caesars say I am.
The theater scene in SF sucks. Want to pay $600 to see Kevin Spacey in the Broadway touring company of Avengers the Musical? No? Too bad, that’s all there is.
Chicago has been a hotbed of incredible theater for decades because you can stand up a black box and put on a weird little show for cheap.
Chicago has been a hotbed of incredible theater for decades because you can stand up a black box and put on a weird little show for cheap.
January 12, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The theater scene in SF sucks. Want to pay $600 to see Kevin Spacey in the Broadway touring company of Avengers the Musical? No? Too bad, that’s all there is.
Chicago has been a hotbed of incredible theater for decades because you can stand up a black box and put on a weird little show for cheap.
Chicago has been a hotbed of incredible theater for decades because you can stand up a black box and put on a weird little show for cheap.
This is one of the saddest thing about AI: it has totally borked the hiring pipeline. It’s impossible for small businesses to hire now from the general public, the only practical way is by word of mouth, which further entrenches the existing systemic biases.
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
This is one of the saddest thing about AI: it has totally borked the hiring pipeline. It’s impossible for small businesses to hire now from the general public, the only practical way is by word of mouth, which further entrenches the existing systemic biases.
epilogue: Reader, I signed the contract, and the hugs were GREAT.
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
epilogue: Reader, I signed the contract, and the hugs were GREAT.
People get mad that they’re not the people being advertised to anymore.
January 1, 2026 at 11:02 PM
People get mad that they’re not the people being advertised to anymore.
Reposted by Matt Gordon (He/Him, mostly) ✡️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
People will be basically the same as today
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 PM
People will be basically the same as today
How I long for leaders who make things with their hands. I think a qualification for running for president should be making a piece of furniture and we all get to see it at the debates.
December 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
How I long for leaders who make things with their hands. I think a qualification for running for president should be making a piece of furniture and we all get to see it at the debates.
The have nothing on @kairyssdal.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The have nothing on @kairyssdal.bsky.social
It’s a line from Spinal Tap, about their reviews
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s a line from Spinal Tap, about their reviews
That’s just nitpicking, isn’t it?
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
That’s just nitpicking, isn’t it?
“It’s a seventy-eight number”
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“It’s a seventy-eight number”
Today’s NYTimes crossword
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Today’s NYTimes crossword
Hm I’m not seeing that behavior. I can crop horizontally vertically or drag using the corners.
Also I tried to go see your show in SF this week but it was sold out 😭 wish I could have come!!!!
Also I tried to go see your show in SF this week but it was sold out 😭 wish I could have come!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hm I’m not seeing that behavior. I can crop horizontally vertically or drag using the corners.
Also I tried to go see your show in SF this week but it was sold out 😭 wish I could have come!!!!
Also I tried to go see your show in SF this week but it was sold out 😭 wish I could have come!!!!
One point twenty one jigabytes!!! Maybe you can just buy that at the corner store in 2025, but here in 1995 it’s a bit hard to come by!
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
One point twenty one jigabytes!!! Maybe you can just buy that at the corner store in 2025, but here in 1995 it’s a bit hard to come by!
This is the Voigt-Kampf test but for d-bags instead of replicants.
“A wasp is crawling on your arm. What do you do?”
“I ask it if it would like to invest in my blockchain AI company”
“A wasp is crawling on your arm. What do you do?”
“I ask it if it would like to invest in my blockchain AI company”
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is the Voigt-Kampf test but for d-bags instead of replicants.
“A wasp is crawling on your arm. What do you do?”
“I ask it if it would like to invest in my blockchain AI company”
“A wasp is crawling on your arm. What do you do?”
“I ask it if it would like to invest in my blockchain AI company”
The wise man bowed his head dril tweet.jpg
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The wise man bowed his head dril tweet.jpg
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They can have all the electrons, I'm going to corner the market on electric fields, and make a fortune.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
They can have all the electrons, I'm going to corner the market on electric fields, and make a fortune.