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Dr Koning
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Sandgrownun moved south.

Crunchy deviant.

Not a real doctor.
Pinned
I couldn’t add any ALT text to the banner pic, but it reads:

A Haven for Heathens, Hoodies and Hipsters, Hijabs and Hebrews, High Brow Intellectuals and However-You-Sexuals….it’s Home to All.

(and if you don’t like that then please move along to someone who you’re more likely to get on with)
Sometimes someone who you don’t know likes or comments one of your posts (or replies), so you click on their profile just to see.

Nice profile, seems decent enough, then you see something that they’ve reposted. Vile. Just vile.

Off to Blockoland you go.

Don’t need that sort of shit in my life.
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Just watched the Snowboard Cross final.

I think it’s my favourite of all the Winter Olympic sports*.

(*I reserve the right to change that frequently)
February 12, 2026 at 9:25 PM
@infernal-imp.bsky.social Better night last night?
February 12, 2026 at 9:41 AM
@notthatmilo.bsky.social How are you feeling about the departure of young Frank then chap?
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
@publicbenjamin.bsky.social On your train this morning!

Four carriages. FOUR.

Grrrrrrr.
February 10, 2026 at 7:48 AM
“We need an attitudinal change in our work ethic” says the man who, since having been elected as an MP has only attended 33.5% of the possible votes.
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance

"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”

Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
This is brilliant.

I’ve no idea whether it’s useful or not but I’ve just spent a good few minutes looking through it.

You’ll probably enjoy it too.

Bravo @theo.io!
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
One for the incomparable @mindlesmandles.bsky.social

Turn it up!!!

youtu.be/RcVZfJO01NI?...
Happy Birthday
YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Morning, lads.
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Woke up just before six and have failed to get back to sleep.

Debating getting out of bed.

More scintillating news as it happens…
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Fucking love the Olympics.
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
@ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social Happy birthday! Good so far?
February 6, 2026 at 2:57 PM
@wozzabee.bsky.social Hello.

Mindles told me I should be following you, a sentiment shared by others I’m guessing.

So now I am.
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Cheers, lads.
January 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Look at these little fellas, peeking out to greet me on my walk to the office.
January 26, 2026 at 9:29 AM
CHIPPY TEA!!!!
January 23, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Re-pinned my banner text cause it eluded to a month.

It still means as much to me as it did when I first posted it so I’m gonna keep it a while longer.
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I couldn’t add any ALT text to the banner pic, but it reads:

A Haven for Heathens, Hoodies and Hipsters, Hijabs and Hebrews, High Brow Intellectuals and However-You-Sexuals….it’s Home to All.

(and if you don’t like that then please move along to someone who you’re more likely to get on with)
January 23, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Morning, lads
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 AM
@marvth3martian.bsky.social Hope it all goes your way today, fella.
January 16, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Hey @detritus.bsky.social , finished reading this tonight.

Two books in and they’re still loving it.

As am I.
January 16, 2026 at 1:14 AM
@justj1974.bsky.social Where are you now, chap?
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Decent start to the day.
January 14, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Morning, lads.
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Cheers, lads.
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM