Not a new take by any means but locking software features behind a paywall along with subscription based…everything….just so evil

Saw Damien Hirst work on my tl and now I’m PISSED OFF

Also Lora isn’t hiring a landscaper this year, so I volunteered to help since it gets me outside but…I’m itchy lol

So excited to go home from work and play with it but I finally picked up a cameo 4…there’s so many project options I feel invincible

Sent a pic of my hospital birth certificate to my dad to show him my tiny feet prints, guess he never saved my number cause he said “who’s this” bro who the fuck do you think

I’m glad my existing pisses off my Trumpie coworkers. Been a while since being around people who think dyeing hair unnatural colors is weird. “Oh you look so much better with brown hair, not blue” ok???? Ok??????? Ok????? And you need to stop dressing like a tarp you fucking moron

Everyone says that medical debt isn’t supposed to affect your credit, but I had a bunch that tanked it before getting any cards, loans, etc. and I’m still paying the price for it because I didn’t know to dispute until like…almost 10 years later. How do I sue I need money

Also I need to learn how to start bullying people that suck. Cause like when a rooster starts giving the hens a problem, you kill the rooster, right?

I keep forgetting about this account. Anyway it feels like god gave everyone remotes in life and mine is the only one with dead batteries. “Mine works fine” well I’m here smacking mine like a troglodyte and it doesn’t, thanks for the solution dickass.

Does that metaphor make sense

I have been officially BANNED from using colorful HIGHLIGHTERS at work to make my paperwork EASIER TO READ. Life is about to get very difficult for my coworkers

Ahhh sibling rivalry

finally found a good wallet sewing pattern and it's "FOR BOYS AND MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!" it's a wallet