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drizzlesez.bsky.social
@drizzlesez.bsky.social
Nobody Important. Vet. Businessman who made his first million by raw luck.

I shout into the void
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'll see myself out.
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
So #they can celebrate Columbus Day but EYE can't call them "colonizers"?
October 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Caitlyn Clark and Taylor Swift?
That Kelce box look like this:
October 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Unsolicited pic pic
October 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
When I say I hate AI
September 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Made this for No Child Left Behind.
But it works here.
September 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I bench David Montgomery for Derrick Henry
September 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I didn't think they did before....
But that is oddly specific.
September 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My ancestors watching me grab a beer and turn on the TV:
September 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Everytime a white person says "this isn't America"

America aint never been anything else.
September 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
September 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Idiocracy was a documentary from the future.
September 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Where were you on January 6th?
September 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
September 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
August 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Working on opening these in Baltimore, Chicago, and Atlanta right now.

The disposable camera sales are an idea tho.

Here's our phone case.
August 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's a celebration time
August 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This some madness
July 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is funny af
July 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM