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"Fuck you, I don't know"
Pinned
Gonna be stuck here for the next 3-6 business months
I have an Annette poster that I'm wondering if anyone wants from the theatre release. It's 27x40 in, does have one tear from me not taking it down carefully enough.
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I have an Annette poster that I'm wondering if anyone wants from the theatre release. It's 27x40 in, does have one tear from me not taking it down carefully enough.
Just went back and re-read my RFFA fic from last year and somehow I had forgotten that I wrote Rey going on vacation, falling for Ben, and moving her life across the country.
I wrote that 8 months before Hot Pirate.
Am I my own Nostradamus
I wrote that 8 months before Hot Pirate.
Am I my own Nostradamus
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Just went back and re-read my RFFA fic from last year and somehow I had forgotten that I wrote Rey going on vacation, falling for Ben, and moving her life across the country.
I wrote that 8 months before Hot Pirate.
Am I my own Nostradamus
I wrote that 8 months before Hot Pirate.
Am I my own Nostradamus
I am slowly revealing the Adam Thing to Hot Pirate and he offered to buy a Kylo mask. I-
December 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I am slowly revealing the Adam Thing to Hot Pirate and he offered to buy a Kylo mask. I-
My printer is a fucking plastic brick that cost $20 at Walmart in 2008 and has been dropped, tripped over, and fallen out of a moving truck. And you think I'll cave to AI??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My printer is a fucking plastic brick that cost $20 at Walmart in 2008 and has been dropped, tripped over, and fallen out of a moving truck. And you think I'll cave to AI??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ok well I told my dad and I'm still alive. And it only required one shot of rum first
Tonight I realized there's only 159 days until the most insane day of my life. Holy shit. I'm simultaneously terrified and excited beyond belief.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Ok well I told my dad and I'm still alive. And it only required one shot of rum first
The 65 one is genuinely insane 🥵
my favourite genre of pic is adam looking like a figurine on set 🤏 #adamdriver
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The 65 one is genuinely insane 🥵
Me out loud to my textbook: "I'd prefer not to acknowledge the existence of irregular verbs right now"
How's your night? 😂😂😂
How's your night? 😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Me out loud to my textbook: "I'd prefer not to acknowledge the existence of irregular verbs right now"
How's your night? 😂😂😂
How's your night? 😂😂😂
Ok guys I need input cause I can't make a decision. These are two versions of the same pack. The purple one is a standard colorway. The black is deadstock fabric. The pack will be black, but all the accent pieces... are random and you don't get to pick. I'm fucking torn I love them both
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Ok guys I need input cause I can't make a decision. These are two versions of the same pack. The purple one is a standard colorway. The black is deadstock fabric. The pack will be black, but all the accent pieces... are random and you don't get to pick. I'm fucking torn I love them both
FRANKENPIE WORKED
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
FRANKENPIE WORKED
Prequelists
TLJ defenders
Reylo
TLJ defenders
Reylo
What division(s) of the Star Wars fandom do you most identify with?
• Animation fans
• Legends / EU fans
• Original trilogy fans
• Prequelists
• Sequel fans
• The Last Jedi defenders
• The Last Jedi critics
• Acolyte fans (aka Yord Horde)
• Andor-only
• Reylo
• Animation fans
• Legends / EU fans
• Original trilogy fans
• Prequelists
• Sequel fans
• The Last Jedi defenders
• The Last Jedi critics
• Acolyte fans (aka Yord Horde)
• Andor-only
• Reylo
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Prequelists
TLJ defenders
Reylo
TLJ defenders
Reylo
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American moots!
Round 1 😌
Round 1 😌
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American moots!
Round 1 😌
Round 1 😌
My Frankenstein pie is out of the oven and... doesn't look terrible?
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My Frankenstein pie is out of the oven and... doesn't look terrible?
I realized I somehow left out a very fanfic-esque aspect of the week I met Hot Pirate. So the last night on the boat during sunset there was a double fucking rainbow over the bow. Like it is disgusting how cliche the whole week was
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I realized I somehow left out a very fanfic-esque aspect of the week I met Hot Pirate. So the last night on the boat during sunset there was a double fucking rainbow over the bow. Like it is disgusting how cliche the whole week was
Ok but how many years have I spent reading fic and then reminding myself that's not how it actually works
BUT IT DID 😂😂
BUT IT DID 😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ok but how many years have I spent reading fic and then reminding myself that's not how it actually works
BUT IT DID 😂😂
BUT IT DID 😂😂
I'M SORRY?!?!
“I need to go lower, there. I need to be there.”
Kylo Ren voice clips, Adam Driver, Disney Infinity 3.0, 2015, pt 1/3
Kylo Ren voice clips, Adam Driver, Disney Infinity 3.0, 2015, pt 1/3
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'M SORRY?!?!
Bird: brined
Cranberry sauce: made
Pie crust: made
Puff pastry: made
Onions: caramelized
Bread: cubed and dried
I'm kinda killing it this year 🤷♀️
Cranberry sauce: made
Pie crust: made
Puff pastry: made
Onions: caramelized
Bread: cubed and dried
I'm kinda killing it this year 🤷♀️
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Bird: brined
Cranberry sauce: made
Pie crust: made
Puff pastry: made
Onions: caramelized
Bread: cubed and dried
I'm kinda killing it this year 🤷♀️
Cranberry sauce: made
Pie crust: made
Puff pastry: made
Onions: caramelized
Bread: cubed and dried
I'm kinda killing it this year 🤷♀️
I feel like at some point we figured out the exact location on Tenerife that they did the Burberry shoot. Does anyone remember?
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I feel like at some point we figured out the exact location on Tenerife that they did the Burberry shoot. Does anyone remember?
The inevitable has happened. I am crushing on Pedro Pascal
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The inevitable has happened. I am crushing on Pedro Pascal
Tonight I realized there's only 159 days until the most insane day of my life. Holy shit. I'm simultaneously terrified and excited beyond belief.
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Tonight I realized there's only 159 days until the most insane day of my life. Holy shit. I'm simultaneously terrified and excited beyond belief.
I have decided that going forward I will no longer be referring to him as Fanfic Man to avoid any actual fic confusion and will instead refer to him as Hot Pirate.
Anyway, might be going on a trip with Hot Pirate 👀👀👀
Anyway, might be going on a trip with Hot Pirate 👀👀👀
You may have noticed I've been away for a bit and I wanted to let you know that I was on a boat in the South Pacific. Which may not seem important except my life is now a fucking movie cause I may or may not have had a small forbidden romance with a crew member
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have decided that going forward I will no longer be referring to him as Fanfic Man to avoid any actual fic confusion and will instead refer to him as Hot Pirate.
Anyway, might be going on a trip with Hot Pirate 👀👀👀
Anyway, might be going on a trip with Hot Pirate 👀👀👀
I learned to salsa tonight! This is your sign to step out of your comfort zone sometimes!
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I learned to salsa tonight! This is your sign to step out of your comfort zone sometimes!
Feeling icy around here 🙃🙃🙃
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Feeling icy around here 🙃🙃🙃
Come onnnnnnn
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Come onnnnnnn
Crashing out over him again, off to read fic 😂😂😂😂
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Crashing out over him again, off to read fic 😂😂😂😂
😭😭
✨ Imagina volver Adam Driver regresando a la galaxia muy, muy lejana… no como un villano caído, sino como el hombre que volvió a la luz en el último segundo.
Un hombre marcado por su pasado luchando por algo más grande que él.
Yo digo SÍ a #TheHuntForBenSolo 🔥
Un hombre marcado por su pasado luchando por algo más grande que él.
Yo digo SÍ a #TheHuntForBenSolo 🔥
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
😭😭