David Ritter
@dritter1.bsky.social
Me after my experience watching football this weekend.
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Me after my experience watching football this weekend.
Welcome to America 2025.
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Welcome to America 2025.
In the end, it wasn't the fall that killed him, but Father Time. RIP Robert Redford. #RobertRedford
September 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
In the end, it wasn't the fall that killed him, but Father Time. RIP Robert Redford. #RobertRedford
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #CharlieKirkEvergreenHighSchool
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #Minneapolis
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #CharlieKirkEvergreenHighSchool
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #Minneapolis
August 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I’m sure nothing like this will ever happen again, so our government should do nothing. #Minneapolis
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.” Rarely have truer words been uttered. R.I.P. George Wendte.
May 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.” Rarely have truer words been uttered. R.I.P. George Wendte.
Handmaid's Tale is playing out.
April 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Handmaid's Tale is playing out.
Our economy with Trump at the wheel.
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Our economy with Trump at the wheel.
Canada as the 51st state? How about Illinois as Canada's 11th province? Pretty please?
March 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Canada as the 51st state? How about Illinois as Canada's 11th province? Pretty please?
As I watched Trump and Vance’s bullying of Zelenskyy, I couldn’t help but think of John McCain. When Trump meets a man of true strength and courage, he can’t handle it. Feels the need to bring him down. What a small man our president is. Shame on us.
February 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
As I watched Trump and Vance’s bullying of Zelenskyy, I couldn’t help but think of John McCain. When Trump meets a man of true strength and courage, he can’t handle it. Feels the need to bring him down. What a small man our president is. Shame on us.
A modest proposal: Someone should start a movement for thousands of individuals to send every Republican congressman pocket copies of the US Constitution in the mail. It might send a message that they need to hear.
February 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A modest proposal: Someone should start a movement for thousands of individuals to send every Republican congressman pocket copies of the US Constitution in the mail. It might send a message that they need to hear.
RIP Bob Uecker, who taught us all how to catch a knuckleball (“Pick it up when it stops rolling.”)
January 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
RIP Bob Uecker, who taught us all how to catch a knuckleball (“Pick it up when it stops rolling.”)
For Jimmy Carter, faith wasn't about holding up a bible and making pronouncements of his fidelity to it, it was about a life lived filled with deeds demonstrating it. #JimmyCarterRIP
December 29, 2024 at 9:26 PM
For Jimmy Carter, faith wasn't about holding up a bible and making pronouncements of his fidelity to it, it was about a life lived filled with deeds demonstrating it. #JimmyCarterRIP
If there are approximately 170,000 words in the English language as estimated, why do my high school students constantly choose to use the non-word “majorly” in their essays?
December 5, 2024 at 3:08 AM
If there are approximately 170,000 words in the English language as estimated, why do my high school students constantly choose to use the non-word “majorly” in their essays?
Detroit Lions Player of the Game.
November 28, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Detroit Lions Player of the Game.
Steel yourself. It’s a perfect storm of factors that will lead to a Bears win today. Gonna be a tough day, especially for those of us who live in the Second City.
November 28, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Steel yourself. It’s a perfect storm of factors that will lead to a Bears win today. Gonna be a tough day, especially for those of us who live in the Second City.
Glad to be in the land of no more Elon Musk!
November 17, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Glad to be in the land of no more Elon Musk!