driedmangos
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driedmangos
@driedoutmangos.bsky.social
she/her, dumb diaper dork as the professionals say, 20 years old, but 2+0 is baby anyway

Here to make friends ^-^

LESBIAN

If you ever see me posting weird, know it’s supposed to be nonserious

obviously trans inclusive, anti AI, and pro Palestine
Well its the responsibility of the less continent party to close the gap, its so irresponsible to be dating someone who’s *still* potty trained
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I did that by accident once! Its really good for one beautiful moment, and then really really heavy
December 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Can you really blame her? They all look so cute, peeing themselves to frame their target, it’s just obvious that they should be peeing themselves *all* the time
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Thank you ^_^ and I get that for certain, personally im more partial to heated blankets, but tbh that’s been the heating here isnt amazing xD
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I’m pretty proud of myself for getting my eating habits back into the “im eating enough food not to feel sick” range

Do you like heated or weighted blamkets more?
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Lets just hope for the babysitter’s sake that all those baby monitors around are just spares and not *actually* turned on

Or mommy might have to hire a new babysitter, for her two little cuties ^_^
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Judge*
December 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
What a fun way to let a girl prove her beed for diapers, trap her in a line where she constantly gets closer to the potty but never quite there
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ehehehehehe i mean, who could have foreseen you hadnt made an answer key for your funny joke post xD
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Yay!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
:0!! Junie!!! That’s illegal!!!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
And with 85 days done already, id be wise to trust your opinion on diapers:3
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Woah pull-ups??? You really are a big girl:0 do you know, like, swears and stuff?
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
So the new total is 134.25 miles from town B, and 97.75 miles from town A, which equals 232, so im just gonna say the answer is:

They will meet to change eachothers diapers at 133 miles from town B, and 97 miles from town A, after 3 hours and 51 minutes of travel?

Did i do a good job ???
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Meaning Sarah is now 131.5 miles from home, and jessica is 94 miles from home 131.5 + 94 being 225.5 they just need to travel a little further

Theres 5.5 miles left to travel, the midpoint being 2.75, which Sarah clears in just 4.5 minutes, in which time Jessica can go 3.75 miles
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Oo ok so, if the exact midpoint is 115 miles, for Sarah to reach that point it’d take 3.3 hours, at which point Jessica is only 82.5 miles from home? 115 - 82.5 is 32.5, the new midpoint being 16.25, which Sarah can cross in 27 minutes, in which Jessica can cross another 11.5 miles
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mommys can wear diapers too! Ive been assured anyway, by my evil sapient crows and such

Although in your case… ow<
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I gotta try cloth one day:)
December 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
🫂
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM