"Come on, let this go. Be the bigger person."
"I'm *trying* to be a bigger person! What do you think I'm doing at a Cinnabon!?"
"I'm *trying* to be a bigger person! What do you think I'm doing at a Cinnabon!?"
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Come on, let this go. Be the bigger person."
"I'm *trying* to be a bigger person! What do you think I'm doing at a Cinnabon!?"
"I'm *trying* to be a bigger person! What do you think I'm doing at a Cinnabon!?"
He never left, don't you see?
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
He never left, don't you see?
"Forthwith Philip Taylor." Send the marshals.
December 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"Forthwith Philip Taylor." Send the marshals.
Many people will be enraged by the celebrations regardless of whether they actually occur.
Rancid media aside, there's always plenty of decompensation to go around when a cult leader dies.
Rancid media aside, there's always plenty of decompensation to go around when a cult leader dies.
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Many people will be enraged by the celebrations regardless of whether they actually occur.
Rancid media aside, there's always plenty of decompensation to go around when a cult leader dies.
Rancid media aside, there's always plenty of decompensation to go around when a cult leader dies.
Yes! Handel had fewer planets!
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Yes! Handel had fewer planets!
Mi seppellire lassù in montagna
O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao
Mi seppellire lassù in montagna
Sotto l'ombra di una bellissima barretta energetica
O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao
Mi seppellire lassù in montagna
Sotto l'ombra di una bellissima barretta energetica
December 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Mi seppellire lassù in montagna
O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao
Mi seppellire lassù in montagna
Sotto l'ombra di una bellissima barretta energetica
O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao
Mi seppellire lassù in montagna
Sotto l'ombra di una bellissima barretta energetica
"Scalzi, mon! You don't know what it is to be a mon yet, mon!"
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"Scalzi, mon! You don't know what it is to be a mon yet, mon!"
But for Brexit, we could have had "EU spokeswoman Evil Daughter delivered the response."
Alas.
Alas.
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
But for Brexit, we could have had "EU spokeswoman Evil Daughter delivered the response."
Alas.
Alas.
The very first series of Connections. Episode 3, "Distant Voices."
December 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The very first series of Connections. Episode 3, "Distant Voices."
"fifty horses the size of *medieval* ducks"
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"fifty horses the size of *medieval* ducks"
It reminds me of a number of years from the second half of Rodgers's tenure at Green Bay--he got used to being the best player on the team, so he got in the habit of trying to win games by himself. (See also late-period Favre.)
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It reminds me of a number of years from the second half of Rodgers's tenure at Green Bay--he got used to being the best player on the team, so he got in the habit of trying to win games by himself. (See also late-period Favre.)
What's on your feets?
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What's on your feets?
Henceforth frequently referred to as "those bear-melters at CPSC."
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Henceforth frequently referred to as "those bear-melters at CPSC."
Yeah, well, they shouldn't have used so many big words
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yeah, well, they shouldn't have used so many big words
The elusive "Canadian deal."
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The elusive "Canadian deal."
Very nice! I can't help but notice, though, that you're already home.
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Very nice! I can't help but notice, though, that you're already home.
I'm inclined to lump a lot of this together into (an admittedly vague) "lack of respect for the problem."
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm inclined to lump a lot of this together into (an admittedly vague) "lack of respect for the problem."
They also misfired a *lot*. Particularly in weather.
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
They also misfired a *lot*. Particularly in weather.
Noted western NY law firm
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Noted western NY law firm
Each with a licence to half kill
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Each with a licence to half kill