It'd be more concerning if these particular "analysts" had any idea what they were talking about, or had any influence over anything
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
It'd be more concerning if these particular "analysts" had any idea what they were talking about, or had any influence over anything
How many Bigfoots would an independent Alberta catch?
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
How many Bigfoots would an independent Alberta catch?
Will an independent Alberta achieve faster-than-light travel?
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Will an independent Alberta achieve faster-than-light travel?
How would an independent Alberta fare at the first dog show on the Moon?
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
How would an independent Alberta fare at the first dog show on the Moon?
"Welcome to the Super Bowl LXI Halftime Show, 'A Salute To Scriabin' featuring the Tallinn Youth Choir"
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
"Welcome to the Super Bowl LXI Halftime Show, 'A Salute To Scriabin' featuring the Tallinn Youth Choir"
I await the UK tabloid headline: "Starmo Gonzo: Spox"
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I await the UK tabloid headline: "Starmo Gonzo: Spox"
classic Dumb Guy Media Criticism: "I've never made anything in my life, but this [artistic work] doesn't cater exactly to what I want, so it sucks!"
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
classic Dumb Guy Media Criticism: "I've never made anything in my life, but this [artistic work] doesn't cater exactly to what I want, so it sucks!"
They're not turning off the Super Bowl Commercials to watch Blyce Spugg sing about his truck
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
They're not turning off the Super Bowl Commercials to watch Blyce Spugg sing about his truck
Usually means they're going to say something they know would reflect badly on them if they said it actually was their politics
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Usually means they're going to say something they know would reflect badly on them if they said it actually was their politics
January 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Would have waived Myers before breakfast
January 27, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Would have waived Myers before breakfast
Same thinking behind "ICE shouldn't have shot her in the face, she was a citizen and a mother"
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Same thinking behind "ICE shouldn't have shot her in the face, she was a citizen and a mother"
"AI is here to stay, better build policy around it" is not a selling point in terms of usefulness.
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
"AI is here to stay, better build policy around it" is not a selling point in terms of usefulness.
I vote they rename it Muellerland to celebrate the rule of law!
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I vote they rename it Muellerland to celebrate the rule of law!
But also, it has nothing to apologize for! The software is doing what it was designed to do, it's like asking the gun to apologize for shooting someone
January 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
But also, it has nothing to apologize for! The software is doing what it was designed to do, it's like asking the gun to apologize for shooting someone
That's if they didn't get laughed out of class for saying the purpose of the news is "a daily conversation"
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
That's if they didn't get laughed out of class for saying the purpose of the news is "a daily conversation"
And it didn't "say" anything - the word-generating algorithm generated words!
No one asked a lawn dart what it was going to do about the injured kids
No one asked a lawn dart what it was going to do about the injured kids
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
And it didn't "say" anything - the word-generating algorithm generated words!
No one asked a lawn dart what it was going to do about the injured kids
No one asked a lawn dart what it was going to do about the injured kids
Tanev is definitely a wild card - makes a huge difference out there, but agreed that another half season out of him seems like too much to expect. I'm just saying that even the current roster can fill the obvious holes in the lineup
January 2, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Tanev is definitely a wild card - makes a huge difference out there, but agreed that another half season out of him seems like too much to expect. I'm just saying that even the current roster can fill the obvious holes in the lineup
Carlo + Tanev + Nylander in, Myers + Benoit + Lorentz out, and it's night vs day
January 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Carlo + Tanev + Nylander in, Myers + Benoit + Lorentz out, and it's night vs day
As a devout trend-follower, I love eating nothing but a potato while on my staycation in my multi-friend sharehome after a day of thrifting and couponmaxxing
December 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
As a devout trend-follower, I love eating nothing but a potato while on my staycation in my multi-friend sharehome after a day of thrifting and couponmaxxing
The Spy Who Thought I Was Cool To Hang Out With
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Spy Who Thought I Was Cool To Hang Out With
Obviously, the purpose of a school assignment is to present a completed assignment to the teacher, and nothing more
December 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Obviously, the purpose of a school assignment is to present a completed assignment to the teacher, and nothing more
"I aced that test last time, give it to me again'
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"I aced that test last time, give it to me again'
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
"But sir, that test is for object permanence in children-"
"I said to ask me where the ducky went, or you're fired"
Not sending ICE to every game with a South American team
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Not sending ICE to every game with a South American team