Friendship ended with Hunter Simmons

Carter Smith is my new friend

Have already had a conversation about Kyle Schwarber at the local coffee shop. Go Phillies. Go Hoobers.

Good morning, Saturday morning

Does it work for the WBB side too?

We are closing in on you, state of Indiana.

Fine. I will stop watching Wisconsin football, Sarah.

Yeah, expanding his diaphragm so he could yell at Doug Gottlieb louder

Is it because I’m wearing a Purdue shirt????

Yes, Don, follow-up question…what, uh, was it about then?

Who was responsible for the A/C breaking on my flight, causing us to still be on the tarmac in Minneapolis an hour after our scheduled take-off time?

The captain won’t give me a straight answer, but I have my suspicions about a certain Indiana-based t-shirt manufacturer.

Heading to Bloomington, Indiana tomorrow to watch the mighty Wisconsin Badgers* beat the Hoosiers on Saturday with four of my best friends and meeting some IU internet pals irl for the first time too. A Dude’s Rock Weekend.

*citation needed

you should eat more peanut butter cups

More of a pre Malone guy

Me, when Ohtani plays the Phillies

I’m I’m alive at 102 I’m going Bednarik Mode